но и в ней "в жизни всегда есть место приключениям" (с)
My wife and I were watching Who To Be A Millionere while we were in bad. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No", she answered... I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes" So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started...
это точно. Даже дети становятся в такой семье страшно скучными. Вместо того, чтобы гулять, наслаждаться свободой, так и норовят посидеть дома, потрындеть с родителями. Мало того, каждый норовит высказываться одинаково, причем еще и пытается это делать одновременно со всеми. У нас безумно скучная семья...
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Бытует фраза, что полностью счастливы бывают только идиоты и наркоманы (впрочем те же идиоты).
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но и в ней "в жизни всегда есть место приключениям" (с)
My wife and I were watching Who To Be A Millionere while we were in bad.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No", she answered...
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes"
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started...
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