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My robot... the one I got for Christmas... is gone. This morning I found a message scrawled in red paint on my door...
THE END IS NEAR!!! THE PROPHECY HAS DECREED THAT YOUR BLOOD WILL USHER IN THE DAWN OF A GLORIOUS NEW ERA IN WHICH HUMANITY WILL BE FREE TO SERVE THEIR LORD, JOY RIDE!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!There was a rather... realistic...
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Do you need anything?
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A way to defend myself if it comes back? If you could?
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I have a screwdriver that needs testing. I'm sure the robot'll do as a test-subject.
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I am prepared to abandon all hope, you know, if that is what you are relying on. For my funeral, I want white roses and the piece "Il Vecchio Castello" to be played at some point...
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Find it and we'll destroy it. No matter what.
And if you want to look at it's entry, then you can come look on my PDA. I'll show you.
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Let me know if I can kill it.
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Since this one seems intent on killing me... please, if you can, feel free to.
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I will if I see it. I'll need an axe.
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All this time it's been sitting in my closet... I can't believe it's... hm. I really don't know what to call this whole thing.
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...how did you get out of my closet, anyway? And why didn't you kill me while I was sleeping? That would have made more sense... just saying.
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You are to be ritualistically asphyxiated and poisoned, after which you will burn to ashes and allow the world to rise anew!
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