A message to you, rudely

Aug 16, 2007 15:19

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ortho_bob August 16 2007, 20:47:13 UTC
So there's no point looking out for a Leonard's Lovely Ladies of San Antonio series in forthcoming entries?

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ludickid August 16 2007, 20:54:45 UTC
No, but keep an open slot on your calendar for "101 Best Cocktails in Leonard's Pantry", coming soon.

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ortho_bob August 16 2007, 20:57:53 UTC
I trust one or two of them won't be local delicacies containing Clamato and chili powder.

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ludickid August 16 2007, 21:09:00 UTC
oilyrags brought one of those Clamato-Budweiser-cayenne monstrosities to a party a while back and none of us hardened alcoholics had the stones to try it.

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oilyrags August 16 2007, 20:52:17 UTC
> "obviously you have forgotten everything you ever knew about who I am or where I live".

I for one remember clearly that you live next to Catholic School Girl Central. Get busy, you!

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ludickid August 16 2007, 20:55:41 UTC
I don't live next to a Catholic school. I live next to a Catholic university, which is a whole order of magnitude less enticing, for reasons that should be obvious.

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ludickid August 16 2007, 21:10:04 UTC
Pfffft, the law! Next you'll be telling me that I should be careful about my hobbies of eating PCP-laced Bubble Yum and taking potshots at bus drivers.

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ludickid August 16 2007, 21:11:56 UTC
I like to think of it as continuing my lifelong love affair with unconsciousness.

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doraphilia August 16 2007, 21:08:59 UTC
omg you're on facebook omg! I'm sooooooooooooo going to add you!!

while I'm feeling frank, because I'm having a frank day, I wish you wouldn't sell yourself so short. Yes, people are annoying to ask when you're going to start dating... but you're pretty great, and I wish you wouldn't be so hard on yourself!

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ludickid August 16 2007, 21:12:58 UTC
Well, thank you, Dora. You are sweet and kind. But I will stop being hard on myself when I am less of a bad person.

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i never gave you advice, or, opinions are like assholes... picodulce August 16 2007, 22:46:22 UTC
chicks LIKE bad people. walk into a bar, sidle up to a trashy blonde, and mutter about how bad you are. not only does it work in the movies, i hear it totally works in the south. but if she asks you for a 50, tell her no, of course.

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Re: i never gave you advice, or, opinions are like assholes... ludickid August 17 2007, 03:10:00 UTC
You're confusing 'bad' like in troubled '90s teen icon Luke Perry with 'bad' like a grape that rolled under the refrigerator two weeks ago.

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because I haven't said "malign" yet today krinndnz August 16 2007, 21:14:55 UTC
Are you sure it's you and not Tasteful San Antonio exerting malign influence on your life ?

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Re: because I haven't said "malign" yet today ludickid August 16 2007, 21:20:59 UTC
Tasteful San Antonio is my punishment for being such a jerk. If I was any worse I'd be in Amarillo.

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Re: because I haven't said "malign" yet today krinndnz August 16 2007, 21:39:46 UTC
And if you pull the lever for Huckabee, you get to go to Collinsville.

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