Town Hall is WHITES ONLY!

[ludickid]

I have listened to you, the American people. I have listened as you've told me what you want from my Town Hall recaps, and you have told me: "MORE RACISM". So allow me to re-introduce you to...Burt Prelutsky.

You may remember Burt from his days writing scripts for shows like M*A*S*H or Branded. Or you may remember him from his liberal apostasy

Comments

[lester22]

Okay, honestly: when was the last time you actually saw someone with a boom box?

Ah, come to New York. It happens all the time here. Even better are the older Latino guys in my neighborhood who ride around on pimped-out bikes with boomboxes strapped to the rear fender.

[lester22]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but in my 'hood, when it's warm out, the "locals," who are overwhelmingly Dominican and Puerto Rican, hang out outside and blare excellent music nearly all day long.

[agent13]

"that their taste in music is for anything that’s crude, lewd and loud

That horrible crazy rap music!"

Alternate Response: I wasn't aware that blacks were country music's (or heavy metal's) real target demographic, but whatever you say, Burt.

[picodulce]

ah the comments on that post are priceless

[ludickid]

Oh, I'm getting to the comments, brother, believe that...

a dissenter named tubbs writes:

[picodulce]

tubbs writes: Monday, January, 22, 2007 1:41 PM

[ludickid]

You're what's wrong with America, man. Or, I guess, Canada.

[roninspoon]

I think you've been going to the wrong churches man. At my church, Holy Honky on the Mount, everyone gets a crisp new Benjamin for not falling asleep during the sermon. Except the ladies, they get Jacksons, but that's only fair, they're women and caused all of us to fall from the favor of God.

[ludickid]

Man! If my church had been like that I'da never quit going.

[roninspoon]

Free wine too.