friend's away message.. i found it really funny =P

[luckynumbertwo]

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating

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[glassed_rice]

hahahahha
that shit's so funny and i'm trying to hold it in while i'm in the library
makes perfect sense though!