Me *Dials the phone*: Hello dad? It's 6 o'clock already, where are you?
Dad: We're like 2-minutes away from the house, we'll be home soon.
Me: Great! Because I made dinner!
Mom *on the other line*: Umm how about we go dinning out tonight!
Me: Oh... but I thought my birthday dinner was tomorrow...
Mom: It is! Tomorrow we'll have a BIG dinner at a HUGE
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