Camelot/National Lottery are incompetant goat-felchers who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery if their lives counted on it. All I want to do is close an account and get them to stop sending me spam. These goat-felchers can't even handle that. They give you an email address for contacting them and then when you use it they send you the reply ( Read more... )

The driver of this UPS van who stays one block away from me is still evil. He's now parking RIGHT on the corner. Not only is he blocking access but he's making it bloody dangerous to drive into our block. It doesn't affect him. This bastard lives in one of the other blocks. His selfishness is putting the lives of 44 households at risk. I'm going to ( Read more... )

My estate has a slight problem with broken drainpipes and thanks to the freezing weather this is the result.


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electricpaladin appears to be too thick to understand the Spoon Theory and privilege.
Poor privileged white guy.

Update on this entry. The one about the UPS van being illegally parked in my car park and blocking access to emergency vehicles. Well about three days after emailing them a phone call was received from the Edinburgh. They said the vehicle belonged to an outside contractor and that they'd contact them and try to resolve it. Another phone call was ( Read more... )

Update hereThe driver of this UPS van who stays one block away from me is evil. I hadn't been overly bothered about his law-breaking (it's against the Deed of Conditions to park a commercial vehicle in our car park and breaking the Deeds is breaking the law) until I saw an emergency vehicle fail to get past the van. His selfishness is putting the ( Read more... )

A friend and I have been setting up LJ and Facebook stuff for people who have been fucked over by DWP thanks to the lies told by ATOS Healthcare's "Healthcare Professionals."
On LJ we have atosexperiences and on Facebook it's ATOS (Healthcare) Experiences.

A website is also being set up here. It's not quite finished yet. There's a bit more to go up. Please share ( Read more... )

Mark and I would like to introduce the new additions to our family. Meet Jasper

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Dear owners of 01772733194 aka Clear Debt Solutions,
FUCK OFF AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN YOU LAWBREAKING SCUM.
No love,
Me

Dear owners of 08448466529 aka the scum posing as Consumer Direct Debt Advice,
FUCK OFF AND DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN YOU LAWBREAKING SCUM.
No love,
Me

I honestly can't remember if I've posted this before. I posted it in the cult community but it should be here too. It had me howling with laughter and not much does that these days.
I recommend watching the video before reading the lyrics.

I Had A Shoggoth - Tom Smith

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Available for download here
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