It isn't a comeback!

[lucky_yellow]

Greetings everyone! I am sure you all know of me - after all I am the great Valant Gramarye! I have returned from quite a long touring in Europe and I am glad to be back in America once more. Although I must admit, the coffee and tea served there is far more superb than America's franchised. Luckily I bought a bag of coffee beans from the area, so

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[mediumfey]

$70?!

That's like a whole Steel Samurai Limited Edition Box Set!

[lucky_yellow]

Ah, but madame - the magical feats you will see shall drown your heart more than these...Steel Samurais can ever hope. My magic shall fill your heart as if it was the vast oceans of the world!

[mediumfey]

Wow.

That just made me want to get $70 so I can see your show!

[acehighmarshall]

That's a whole lotta dineros to pony up for a bunch of hocus-pocus.

Dineros?

[lucky_yellow]

Dineros? Good...cowboy, I charge the currency of America! If you wish to change your small 'dineros' in money I am sure some kind machine does that! However, I must unfortunately doubt that 70 dineros equals 70 dollars. I apologize, Sir Cowboy, but it is the rules of the government, not my own!

Although I would prefer money, no offense.

[duck_gimshoe]

Hmm a mustache, eh? Sounds kinda cool. Maybe I oughta grow one, too.

So you're a real life musician, pal? There seems to be a lot of you guys popping up lately...But 70 bucks?? No offense, but I think I might just have to stick with the little girl's show down at the Wonder Bar...

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[lucky_yellow]

...Musician???

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[lucky_yellow]

Good sir I am NOT a musician, I am magician! Unless you mean to say I play the strings of magic and wonderment, but judging by your alliteration that idea is as doubtable as fairy tales about witches and wizards!

((Er, yeah I totally meant to make that mistake <_<;;))

[duck_gimshoe]

Oops! No need to get so worked up about it, pal. I guess I just made what people call a "typo"?

And hey, you don't have to go around knockin' wizards! They never did nothin' to hurt nobody!

[delitefulwife]

That's not bad! As long as the magic you do is absolutely thrilling, of course! Any particularly exciting tricks? Do any of them involve a tiger or fire or better yet some kind of vehicle??

[lucky_yellow]

In past years, many nights away, there was a gun trick that I performed with my two partners. The young madonna would stand in the middle of the stage and my partner and I would begin to fire a barrage of bullets at each other, her standing in the crossfires of our staged fight. Yet no bullet would touch her radiant figure, mysteriously immune to the attacks.

Not that it was very mysterious at all! Why it was the power of the great Gramarye magic!

...Of course I can no longer perform such a trick, without a partner or a brave soul, dashed into the midst of the terrible popping sounds of bullets. Yet I do assure you there is plenty more - not that I can reveal anything. A magician must always keep their secrets under their hat, best kept from the viewing eye.

[delitefulwife]

That sounds amazing! I'd love to see that! Hey, if you need an assistant, I'm sure I could make some time to help you out with the trick!

[lucky_yellow]

Ahahahahaha!

Your brazen style piques my interest! This magic is a difficult feat but presents stupendous results to those that watch with wide eyes and open hearts! Are you positive that you can handle it with terrific style, miss?

[wrightswrongs]

Oh, you. Couldn't stay put in Europe, huh.

[wrightswrongs]

And so sure that you'll get to put on that show a year from now, huh?

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[lucky_yellow]

Europe was an exquisite location to attend, but alas the shining lights of reborn stardom beckoned me!

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[lucky_yellow]

And sure? No, unfortunately I am not quite sure...

Because I know for an unmistakable fact that my glorious return shall occur, no matter what obstacles I must hurdle, jump, run or even fly through, to achieve the finish line!