You'd be black out anywaynelineApril 11 2005, 11:46:18 UTC
Considering I bribed you with a tub full of vodka and you'd be halfway done before 1/3 of the ceremony finished (if the Catholic wedding took place) Otherwise, the non christian wedding does pose a problem since you could drown or float away on a makeshift coconut boat and end up in Australia. LOL. Luckily, I scrapped the party on the boat reception. Oh, wait since the reception would be on a oceanside cliff, there is also the possibility of you falling over so we'd still have to tie to a tree or something cause I don't want Jacob following you around like Club Impulse.... ;) love ya
Re: You'd be black out anywaylucky397April 11 2005, 13:00:41 UTC
lol I'll have one of the child leashes tied to my wrist lol oh and dont forget a life jacket just in case i do fall of a cliff into the water atleast I wont drown as well
Better yet, since you'll be wearing that "fugly" dress that you're bitching about you don't need a life jacket since it won't fit over your ta-tas! The feather skirt can keep you afloat or we can always shove down a life saver and floating around you. But freak accidents always happen and you can end up hurting yourself with floaties..
Holy Crap look at that dress. I can just see you now floating down the isle....well more like staggering drunk down the isle hitting on any guy in the vicinity. Although if we go with Neline's idea about an outdoor wedding, and you falling off the cliff, the dress can serve as a parachute.
OH MY GOD!!! The maid of honor staggering down the isle. That would definitely make some type of news...and then later on to keep up with the scandolous scenario we'd catch one of our sisters hooking up with someone or shagging behind some bushes
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*runs over with liquor*
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its cute!
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