Fic: Ask Dr. Draco (Part I)

[lucilla_darkate]

Title: Ask Dr. Draco
Authors: lucilla_darkate & judas_denied
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rated: R (NC17 later)
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Snape/Hermione/Lucius, Pansy/Luna, Sirius/everyone, erm... too many pairings to list, really.
Warnings: Crack, slash, femme slash, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, abusive relationships, dub-con (eventually), Sirius being alive without any real attempt at

Comments

[graphix_fret]

This is just brilliant!
I can't wait for more.

I loved Hermione braiding Lucius's hair and Sirius going off with the twins.

“What the fuck does Canada have to do with anything?” He asked the room with another disbelieving snort. That's what I thought!

"Pish, that man was a scourge on my existence. Crikey indeed!" Lucius said mockingly before turning grave. "BUT . . . the fact that they interrupted my program for that bit of drivel was unseemly. The man taunts me even from the grave. Anyway, it was to be expected. The man cavorted with all manner of dangerous creatures. But, did you know? He was uneasy around parrots. Parrots!" LOL

“Or I’ll make you,” Harry said, his voice eerily calm as he leaned over to whisper in his ear. He grabbed Draco’s wrist in a vice-like grip, grinding the bones together painfully as he spoke

[lucilla_darkate]

I'm glad you're likeing it so far :)

[teardropdangel]

They're all insane and I'm loving it. I can't wait for more to come. I'm really worried about poor Harry, though.

*fights between worry and laughter*

[lucilla_darkate]

Glad you're liking it :D

[shiv5468]

Lucius cut his icy grey eyes over to where Remus sat and replied with, “Know thine enemy. Didn’t they teach you Gryffindor lot anything at Hogwarts or were you too busy pissing upside the Herbology sheds?”

He ended his statement with another sniff as Hermione quickly secured the ends of the French braid she'd completed during his self-righteous spiel with a bright yellow ribbon the color of highlighter ink.

I adore that - all bluster about Slytherin plottingnes whilst he's having his hair plaited.

[lucilla_darkate]

Heh, yeah, that was brilliant. All JD's idea, though :)

[shiv5468]

Ah but you let her keep it in, so it's your idea too. :D

[nussyslove]

Thast was absolutely brilliant! I love the parings in this fic! Its about time Hermione got BOTH Lucius and Severus! I am itching for more! **rewards with cookies that Draco made**

[lucilla_darkate]

Thanks! Glad you're liking it so far :)

[dracodesire]

If only The Real World were this entertaining.

[lucilla_darkate]

Yeah, it is kind of like a soap opera ;)