Dear Caltech....

[lucid_2point718]

Thank you for accepting me to your molecular biophysics program. Thank you also for flying me to LA and putting me up in a deluxe Sheraton hotel room and paying for all the food and alcohol I want. I feel that the quality of research here is exceptional, and I feel that the small size of the school, coupled with its giant budget, would do well for

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[onesandzeros]

I'm in!

[foolmonkey]

Knowing CalTech's history of pranks and the general willingness of their student body to do ridiculous things, I'm guessing you could get a bunch of students to help you.

More if you also show them that you are friends with actual women.

[fineline179]

yeah man, that is what all of california is like. I kind of like it actually.

Did you see the bookstore? Holy fucking god.

[denshi]

Go west, young man, and grow wierd with the country.