Fic: WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW
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I R KOLLIDGE STUDINT. ME IS SEW SMART.
Also, I Shall Not Plunder The Absent Roommmate's Desk To Learn More About Her. I SHALL NOT!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Title: WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW
Rating: PG.
Warnings: Written by a six-year-old! Tentacle rape, Harry Potter crossover, EXTENSIVE CASPL CAPSLOCK, and crack.
Summary: A loving rendition of what happened to Cain when Zero shot him out of the window, as given by his six-year-old granddaughter. ♥
WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW
BY MILLIE CAIN
SO GRAMPA CAIN FELL DOWN AFTER ZERO SHOT HIM AND THE ICE BROKE AND GRAMPA CAIN FELL INTO THE LAKE AND IT WAS HORRIBLE AND THERE WAS FREEZING COLDNESS EVERYWHERE AND THEN A ENROMUS JIJANTIC REALLY BIG SQUID PICKED HIM UP WITH HIS TENTICKL TENTACLES AND LOOKED AT GRAMPA CAIN AND PULLED OFF HIS HAT AND THE HAT SAID “PLEASE SAVE GRAMPA CAIN” AND MOMMY SAID THOSE WIRED WEIRD MARKS ON GRAMPA CAIN’S BACK ARE FROM WHEN THE SQUID LOVED HIM A LOT AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT GRAMPA CAIN DOESN’T LIKE HEARING ABOUT IT BUT WHATEVER THAT IS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND THEN THE SQUID LEFTED HIM TO DIE BUT THEN DUMBLEDORE PULLED HIM OUT WITH HIS MAGIC WAND BECAUSE THE SQUID WAS THE SAME SQUID AS IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND HARRY POTTER WAS THERE BUT GRAMPA CAIN WAS STILL UNKONSHIS INCONSHUS KNOCKED OUT SO HE NEVER SAW IT BUT I KNOW BECAUSE ALL MAGIC SQUIDS IN LAKES BY CASTLES ARE THE SAME SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT HE’S REALLY LONELY BECAUSE THERE’S NO GIRL SQUID BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE SQUID EVER AND THAT MAKES HIM SAD BUT ANYWAY DUMBLEDORE AND HARRY POTTER DRAGGED HIM OUT OF THE WATER AND GRAMPA CAIN DIDN’T HAVE HIS HAT SO HE WASN’T INVULDIRIBLE UNVULNIRIB AND THAT MEANS HE COULD GET HURT SO THEY PUT SOME KIND OF HEATING CHARM ON HIM AND IT HEATED HIM UP REAL WARM AND THEN HARRY AND DUMBLEDORE THREWED HIM BACK IN THE LAKE AND THE SQUID WAS LONELY AND GRAMPA CAIN WAS REALLY WARM SO HE GOT MORE SQUID HICKIES (AM I ALLOWED TO SAY HICKIES?) AND THEN WHEN THE SQUID REALIZED GRAMPA CAIN WASN’T A SQUID HE CRIED AND TOSSED GRAMPA CAIN BACK OUT OF THE ICE WHERE AMBROSE FOUND HIM THE END
I R KOLLIDGE STUDINT. ME IS SEW SMART.
Also, I Shall Not Plunder The Absent Roommmate's Desk To Learn More About Her. I SHALL NOT!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Title: WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW
Rating: PG.
Warnings: Written by a six-year-old! Tentacle rape, Harry Potter crossover, EXTENSIVE CASPL CAPSLOCK, and crack.
Summary: A loving rendition of what happened to Cain when Zero shot him out of the window, as given by his six-year-old granddaughter. ♥
WHAT HAPPENED TO GRAMPA CAIN WHEN HE FELLED OUT THE WINDOW
BY MILLIE CAIN
SO GRAMPA CAIN FELL DOWN AFTER ZERO SHOT HIM AND THE ICE BROKE AND GRAMPA CAIN FELL INTO THE LAKE AND IT WAS HORRIBLE AND THERE WAS FREEZING COLDNESS EVERYWHERE AND THEN A ENROMUS JIJANTIC REALLY BIG SQUID PICKED HIM UP WITH HIS TENTICKL TENTACLES AND LOOKED AT GRAMPA CAIN AND PULLED OFF HIS HAT AND THE HAT SAID “PLEASE SAVE GRAMPA CAIN” AND MOMMY SAID THOSE WIRED WEIRD MARKS ON GRAMPA CAIN’S BACK ARE FROM WHEN THE SQUID LOVED HIM A LOT AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT GRAMPA CAIN DOESN’T LIKE HEARING ABOUT IT BUT WHATEVER THAT IS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND THEN THE SQUID LEFTED HIM TO DIE BUT THEN DUMBLEDORE PULLED HIM OUT WITH HIS MAGIC WAND BECAUSE THE SQUID WAS THE SAME SQUID AS IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND HARRY POTTER WAS THERE BUT GRAMPA CAIN WAS STILL UNKONSHIS INCONSHUS KNOCKED OUT SO HE NEVER SAW IT BUT I KNOW BECAUSE ALL MAGIC SQUIDS IN LAKES BY CASTLES ARE THE SAME SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT HE’S REALLY LONELY BECAUSE THERE’S NO GIRL SQUID BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE SQUID EVER AND THAT MAKES HIM SAD BUT ANYWAY DUMBLEDORE AND HARRY POTTER DRAGGED HIM OUT OF THE WATER AND GRAMPA CAIN DIDN’T HAVE HIS HAT SO HE WASN’T INVULDIRIBLE UNVULNIRIB AND THAT MEANS HE COULD GET HURT SO THEY PUT SOME KIND OF HEATING CHARM ON HIM AND IT HEATED HIM UP REAL WARM AND THEN HARRY AND DUMBLEDORE THREWED HIM BACK IN THE LAKE AND THE SQUID WAS LONELY AND GRAMPA CAIN WAS REALLY WARM SO HE GOT MORE SQUID HICKIES (AM I ALLOWED TO SAY HICKIES?) AND THEN WHEN THE SQUID REALIZED GRAMPA CAIN WASN’T A SQUID HE CRIED AND TOSSED GRAMPA CAIN BACK OUT OF THE ICE WHERE AMBROSE FOUND HIM THE END