CHILDREN OF MAN I GIVE YOU THIS EPOCH--

[saltprince]

I have spawned a new meme idea in my rather silly level of boredom that I am suffering from now and as such I come to you to make it happen. It is one which will either flop and be lame or push through and be awesome. And I felt it was better to gamble now before us college folks start to worry too much bout exams! Anyway... This idea was

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[nightsofrain]

Kyrie | nightsofrain

Go for it.

[saltprince]

Kyrie -> 40 days of sunshine

[nightsofrain]

[Fffff, sorry for my bad storytelling, but somehow this is what I would expect from her due to wanting happy endings and faith and all that]

40 Days of Sunshine, by KyrieAh, O-once upon a time, there was a place that rained a whole lot, for what felt like nearly forty days and nights. The people didn't know why, but it was dreary, cold, and wet, and the people began to grow depressed, wishing for the sun to shine again

[saltprince]

...That was so amazing an adorable :C

[stilldontgotit]

stilldontgotit
breadsnarf
waypastcool

I MIGHT be able to do Tailmon, but she's less likely.

[saltprince]

Guilmon -> "Addventures in LucetiLand"

[arcticdungeon]

Riku → Axel's Hips Don't Lie.

[stilldontgotit]

... Okay, first of all, why would I care about Axel's hips?

But if that's what you really want, I'll try. Just don't expect anything great.

--

Of all the people in Luceti, Axel had to be one of the strangest. No, it wasn't the fact that he was vague and seemed to know more than he let on. And no, it wasn't because he was best friends with Roxas.

The real reason? His hips. Most people would figure that guys wouldn't have very huge ones. It's not like girls, who needed them for a reason.

But Axel's were the exception. For a guy, he sure had that hourglass figure, and the way people talked about it drove him mad.

But that's what you get when your hips don't lie.

--

Happy now?

[cladinthedark]

cladinthedark
zealous_prince
skyborne_mage
former_third
upontheplains
doomhammered

... Arche-written fic. Lulz. Everywhere.

[saltprince]

Lyn -> Mark; visiting the plains

[bandana_blue]

Golbez: The Brainwashing Survivor's Instruction Manual, My Present to Kain

[sailorsanrio]

Golbez -> I put on my robe and wizard hathelmet and cape...

[idle_magic]

idle_magic

boranda_hawk

...Don't think I can do Jacques, actually.

[saltprince]

Luc -> Ted; cooking with spices

[idle_magic]

...One day Ted decided to go cook some dinner for himself. He put some water on to boil and dumped copious amounts of noodles and tomato sauce in. But it wouldn't taste good with just that, of course, and so he decided to add some spices. There was some white stuff in the cupboard that he thought might be salt; he poured that in. And black stuff; he poured that in too. In fact, he poured every spice he could find into that pot of noodles, ending it all with an incredibly large amount of red pepper. "It will definitely taste good with this many spices in it," he said as he took his first bite.

Nobody went to his funeral.

[mydearapple]

Jacques would write the best fics ever. :(

Luc -> Ted; the hardships of being a mother!

[bandana_blue]

seedprodigy
valorandwisdom
bandana_blue
blondexena
lunarwit
smoking_space

...I totally didn't even read the post. I just saw "MEME SHIT!" and posted my characters.

/ACTUALLY READS NOW

[saltprince]

YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THAT CHOICE-

Luna -> "In the lonely room when I'm dreaming of you"

[bandana_blue]

I KNEW SHE'D GET IT. Seriously, whatever this thing was about THERE WOULD BE LUNA.

[saltprince]

DUH. I EXPECT LULZ.