Help!! -Hell Side-

[godbent]

Who: godbent with invitations extended to breaks_destiny, notakor, dontgetcuter, book_of_chaos, kingofwaste, kenpo_kitty, poppetry, fffffacepalm, truthhides, debelnerdlinger, bridal_idol, lostinmyway, ofthediaphragm, bemyused, and begrudgingly neverplaysfair. Not all will necessarily come.
What: The SOS-Brigade has a get-together to make sure everyone knows everyone and to build teamwork and such. As described here.
When: On the 26th (so the second day of the event)
Where: The SOS-Brigade's HQ
Summary: The SOS-Brigade is

Comments

[kingofwaste]

[Oswald is all for this game! He loves games and he loves challenges. Also, the squares look hilarious. He fully intends to win.]

All right! Let's get this show on the road! [He picks up the die and shakes it in both hands for a moment, his eyes closed in concentration, before rolling it.]

Hahaah! Six! That's what I'm talkin' about! [He starts moving his gamepiece as he counts the squares.] One, two, three, four, five...

[...] "Go back to Start"?! Hey, that's no fair!

[FYI he is also a very sore loser.]

[debelnerdlinger]

Well, you did roll it so... But man, being sent back to start on your first turn kinda sucks.

[Poor Oswald. Atsuro can't help but laugh at least a little at your misfortune though.]

[kingofwaste]

Well uh... That was just a practice roll! ...Yeah, that wasn't my real roll yet, I was just warmin' up.

[And he reaches out to grab the die again. Someone'd better stop him.]

1/2

[debelnerdlinger]

[NOPE.AVI. Snatching that dice back up. That's just no fair, Oswald!]

Hey, there's no such thing as a practice roll! That's what you rolled, so... Now it's my turn. here we go!

[Rolling the dice for his turn now...!]

[godbent]

[From early in the game Haruhi's eating a banana but other than that, she's grinning like some demonic cat who is clearly enjoying the various sufferings of her minions. Either by luck or some sort of cosmic joke she's actually failed to land on any too terrible of square, but she's due for it. Eventually.

Feel free to be subjected to her various whims though]

/saunters over here like a boss

[notakor]

[NEW GAME TIME. And he is totally going to win this time, okay. Totally.

But first he is totally going to roll a four.]

..."Bake cookies"? How am I supposed to do that here?

[godbent]

There's an easy back over behind the photocopier, obviously.

[Because things are totally obvious in the locations you deem them to be in your clutter, Suzumiya]

[notakor]

A what? I don't know what that- [He glances back as he speaks, halting when he spots the little box that looks sort of like a toaster oven. Puzzled, he wanders over to fetch it, carrying it back to the table and dragging it out.] ...This is really an oven? It looks like a toy.

[neverplaysfair]

Did anyone really expect otherwise? Even so, I'd say it still doesn't look too bad for most of us.

[neverplaysfair]

[ Excuse me sir, but pink is clearly the best color. ]

Good thing, too. Unconscious bodies make terrible decorations outside of Halloween and tests of courage. Someone like me in this state should hardly be asked to walk, much less perform tasks as strenuous as serving tea.

[ Luckily (?) Joshua overshoots the tea spot, and instead lands on "COSPLAY (person next to you's choice)". Well? ]

[bridal_idol]

It's my turn again, right~? Ufufu, let's see...

[And...Azusa is here. Why? Because it sounds like fun, that's why. There's no ulterior motive. She pretty much just does what she's told.

But when she lands on "You are the victim"...she looks genuinely distressed.]

My, my, that's not a good one, is it?

[fffffacepalm]

[Kyon stares down at his own status. "You are the culprit..."

'Damned if I'll commit such a vile deed just for the amusement of the Emperor.']

...On the other hand, it's still a little vague, right?

[bridal_idol]

[Azusa is an actress, and she's here to have fun. So when Kyon is on the space...

How is it possible for a grown woman to look so devastated and depressed during a board game?]

Kyon-kun...how could you? I trusted you.

[fffffacepalm]

['Critical hit...!'

He stammers for a second or two.]

--It was an accident!

[fffffacepalm]

['Clearly, Haruhi's sense of punishments and games hasn't changed any.

I've looked at this board and I have to say I'm most disturbed by the sheer number of squares that lead directly to "whisper sweet nothings in Kyon's ear." By my count, there are six squares that lead directly to that result. If we're playing with one die... Well, I can't work out the math. But I can tell that if you land on it once, you'll then keep landing on it for the next 6 turns, probably!'

Nevertheless, he rolls with his best shonen motion.]

Take that!

[...And which horrible thing will he have rolled on? "Strip Rock Paper Scissors?" "Strip Rock Paper Scissors again"? Go ahead...]