I see the bad moon rising / I see trouble on the way

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone!
What: There are these crazy masks everywhere, you see. And does the moon look strange to you?
When: The 23rd through the 30th. (If you want to backdate a thread in here to the 22nd for some reason, feel free. A separate log for the day of Halloween will go up at a later date!)
Where: Everywhere!
Summary: Things are starting to get a

Comments

26th

[not_a_bluesbro]

[... Everything got a lot bigger. Or. He got a lot smaller.

Trigun house, watch where you step, because a Wolfwood that's only a few inches tall'll be on the ground cursing up a storm. And the little hat that found its way onto his head'll be stuck. He's already tried to take it off, but hell, that isn't working. He'll have come in from outside, at least, so anyone in the area--

if you see a pack of cigarettes and a still-lit one on the ground, you might want to watch where you step.

.......

Also the cross shrunk too. If you kick it walking, please don't ruin it. :|]

[not_a_bluesbro]

Like hell I know!! I was just trying to get a bite to eat, and then I felt something on my head and started shrinking down before I even knew it.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, you almost caused a fire with your cigarette! You're very lucky I was around or you would have been stuck in a burning house! [As you totally could have avoided that as you shrank.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

I didn't exactly have time to do anything about that, you jerk.

[goldenglasses]

See! Good reason you should quit! What if next experiment I'm not here to stop it in time!

[not_a_bluesbro]

Theeen we burn the house down!

That would be a bummer; think of all the booze I'd lose.

[oh well]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash thinks about mentioning Milly could be stuck in the house, but remembers he doesn't like dark talk. Heck, he's gotten himself sad just thinking about it.]

Right, right... the booze. Anywhere, what are we going to do with you now?

[not_a_bluesbro]

[See, you're just a depressing dumbass. Admit it.]

I don't know. Leave me on the counter and put a sign up to warn for short people? I'd rather not be on the floor anytime soon.

[goldenglasses]

And you really think the cats won't be able to jump up on there?

[not_a_bluesbro]

Give me a toothpick, I'll fight 'em off.

[goldenglasses]

As amusing as that would be, do you really think you could take them both on?

[not_a_bluesbro]

Hey, hey! Don't underestimate me! I'll stab them right up the nose!

They'll be sniffing funny for a week.

[goldenglasses]

I think that would fall under animal abuse.

totally the right thread this time, promise

[not_a_bluesbro]

Hey, not if it's for my safety.

*cough*

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, well, maybe I should just keep them locked in your room until you're bigger.

[not_a_bluesbro]

...

Your room.