*dies laughing*

[lttledvl_writes]

Seriously, do not eat or drink while reading. You will either choke or spew. LOL!

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts', and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Comments

[purplestripe66]

LMAO! That is the funniest thing ever! I could never be a court reporter, they'd fire me for laughing my head of and commenting to much! LOL

[terrific_tina]

BWAHAHAHAHA! I am so gonna get this book if I can find it! This is so awesome! The autopsy ones are the best!

[dragovianknight]

Thank you for the food/drink warning. You saved me from having to get a new keyboard.