I now have this horrific vision entailing Newman, Canadian postage stamps [the old non-self-adhesive type], hookers, and the Elvis song, "Return to Sender." And it's put me in quite the damn good mood. Thank you.
"The US Postal Service has issued a stamp commemorating prostitution in America. Its face value is 15 cents, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter."
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Well, you know the old joke:
"The US Postal Service has issued a stamp commemorating prostitution in America. Its face value is 15 cents, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter."
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