I am the alpha seagull

Aug 18, 2005 15:28

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in case you have occasion to check your comments before you leave nick_o_27 August 18 2005, 20:17:49 UTC
have you ever tried to catch one? it's pretty simple, but it takes a lot of cajones, so maybe you could just tell this to your boy cousins.
step 1.) dig hole near where seagulls are.
step 2.) get in hole with arms out (jesus on the cross style).
step 3.) cover yourself with beach towels.
step 4.) cover towels with sand.
step 5.) cover sand with food.
step 6.) wait. forever. seriously. for - eeeeeev - er.
step 7.) when seagulls get close, keep waiting.
step 8.) do you have a seagull sitting right on your chest?
step 9.) grab seagull with arms covered in beach towels, making a net-type thing.
step 10.) eat seagull. or not.

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