Juice and Kyle on Vacation
Life at home wasn't all that exciting for Juice. He wasn't all that great at painting, really - though this one sold for a whole two simoleans!
His job also left something to be desired.
One bright spot in Juice's life is his kitty, Bonkers.
The other is his husband, Kyle. Though their wedding took place in the driveway and wasn't entirely romantic, Kyle had booked them a honemoon vacation.
Their honeymoon started in a rustic cabin - and they both wore flannel for the occasion.
Flannel, blue jeans, suspenders and boots.
"Flannel's kind of warm," Kyle says.
"I think flannel is totally hot," Juice says.
They caught their own fish, and grilled them for dinner.
"Yo my name is Juicy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy...." Juice freestyled for tips after dinner.
Kyle dug in the ground to see if he could find anything cool. "Hey, here's a map to some hidden location," says Kyle.
"I'm learning the Slap Dance," Juice says - even though he's clearly out of step. Kyle just shakes his head and watches.
By studying the rings of this tree, Kyle learns that it is really really old and stuff.
The next day, they try the sport of bored lumberjacks everywhere - Log Rolling.
Uh-oh... hang on Kyle!
"Woo, king of the log!" Juice calls - but he speaks too soon.
While Kyle is regaining his balance, Juice is losing his.
He's down for the count! "Sweet!" says Kyle.
Kyle checks them out of the cabin, so that they can spend the final nights of their vacation camping under the stars.
They take the shuttle to the campground. Juice carries their luggage.
The campground has a pond, where Kyle catches a big fish.
Juice catches a rainbow trout.
Juice takes Kyle's picture
The guys decide to visit the axe throwing range.
Kyle wonders if Juice should be trusted with sharp objects like axes.
He does alright though.
Kyle collects some axes to give it a try.
He lines up the shot carefully...
and lets the axe fly!
Juice meets a cute little penguin waddling up the street.
Later that night, Juice and Kyle climbed into their tent to get some... erm, sleep. Why are these women staring at their tent?
It must be the noises and the movement.
If the tent is rocking, don't come knocking....
Juice loved the hammock.
Kyle loved Juice on the hammock.
A brief list of places Juice and Kyle have woohooed:
beds (various)
car / van
hammock
tent
dressing room
hot tub
"Next - the elevator!" says Juice.
"How about the photo booth?" suggests Kyle.
Before heading home, Kyle and Juice visited the secret location on the map. There was a cabin in the woods, and a pond. And a strangely hairy humanoid fishing there....
BIGFOOT!
Bigfoot liked Juice and Kyle so much, he came home with them! Juice gave him a little bit of a makeover. Kyle gave him a salad. "Mmm- greens GOOD," says Bigfoot. "More!"
Bigfoot is a fortune sim who wants to be the top of the oceanography career.
"Bigfoot never see ocean," he explains. "Want to conteplate mysteries of undersea life."
He still hasn't uncovered the mysteries of pants, but nobody's perfect.