There ain't no negatives here, none

[lproven]

How I Met My WifeIt had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate. I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her standing alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled,

Comments

[lproven]

:¬)

[kissmeforlonger]

Lovely!

[lproven]

I thought so!

Responses have also included "I didn't know you were married" and "what does this mean? There's something wrong with the English. How did it get published?" 8¬/

[camies]

I've seen 'gainly' and I think 'kempt' - both sound like the sort of thing you'd find in Walter Scott. There was something called 'the couth young man'.

A not unsmall dog was chasing a not unblack rabbit across a not ungreen field.