Okay. I am a writer that lies.

[lozenger8]

Title: Soft in the Middle
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Rating: G
Word Count: 286 words.
Notes: Nicholas/Danny slash. (Yes, I know I said I don't slash them. No, I don't know why I keep writing slash if this is the case.)

Comments

[m31andy]

"I love you too, Nicholas."

I squeaked. I honestly, *squeaked*.

That's so gorgeous and so them.

*has warm, fuzzy feelings*

[lozenger8]

Yay! :D

Thank you!

[emmarrrrr]

ghfdgkjdhfgkjhfdg

awwwwwwww.

[lozenger8]

Thanks :D

[jantalaimon]

I cooed.

After totally losing it somewhere around "Danny's been licking chunky monkey." About nearly anyone else, that would seem like a totally wrong sentence. XDXDXD

[m31andy]

About nearly anyone else, that would seem like a totally wrong sentence.

Hmm. *tries it out*

Sam Tyler's been licking chunky monkey
(That's a terrible thing to call Gene...)

Dexter Morgan's been licking chunky monkey
(I really, really don't want to go there...)

Janni's been licking chunky monkey
(*sniggers*)

[jantalaimon]

Sam Tyler's been licking chunky monkey
(That's a terrible thing to call Gene...)

*snigger*

Dexter Morgan's been licking chunky monkey
(I really, really don't want to go there...)

That's...that's code, right????

Janni's been licking chunky monkey
(*sniggers*)

...spaz_666 has been saying I'm going to make him fat since I make such good food. And we do have a tendency to call each other monkeys (which, I don't know how you could have known). But that's not very nice. ;)

Unlike me. I'm very, very nice. Always. *halos*

[lozenger8]

Didn't actually know 'chunky monkey' was slang until I checked the spelling and then laughed uproariously - determined not to change it, even though I meant ice cream. I love it when I unintentionally undercut with subtext. Thanks!

[draycevixen]

Looks at Loz modeling how not to write slash fiction *nods sagely and takes notes*

That is so damn sweet, particularly Danny being Chunky Monkey flavoured and, of course, that end line.

♥ for this: He's read books - manuals, really - listened to songs. He's gone so far as to watch Oprah and then envisaged misusing his highly developed weaponry skills. The word "manuals," just pushes it over the top.

[lozenger8]

*snicker*

Yes. I am a bad example as far as not writing slash fiction goes. Thank you!

[ausmac]

Ahhh, thats lovely. It so Nic, too. I'm just trying to imagine him and Sam in the same room. The air would be overcharged with mental vibes, I reckon.

[lozenger8]

YES! Have you heard the tale of my Hot Fuzz/LoM crossover of doom (it failed, it failed)? Or read the fic where Danny Butterman writes LoM fan fiction?

Thank you. :D

[ausmac]

I haven't, I shall take a look.