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[loyalfukutaicho]

Heeelllo boys and girls, this is your friendly neighborhood Pedobear.

I'm just here to tell you that my pretty little girl has decided to see the world with me in my van.

We're heading off to Vegas, soon!

((OOC: In case you can't tell, Hina has been kidnapped. |D Yes, I'm a horrible, evil mun. You should've all realized this by now.))

Comments

[shotacat]

EXCELLENT WORK PEDOBEAR

YOU'RE GIVING ME IDEAS NOW.. SO MANY LITTLE BOYS I WOULD LOVE TO KIDNAP..

[lil_gurlsplz]

OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH

YOU REALLY SHOULD. WE CAN HAVE A PARTY.

[shotacat]

I AM TEMPTED TO MAKE OFF WITH SCHRODINGER

HE'S SO LOVELY

[lil_gurlsplz]

OH THAT SOUNDS SPLENDID

MAYBE WE CAN GET AN RV AND TOUR THE COUNTRY SIDE PROPERLY.

[shootthamoon]

W-why would she do that!

[lil_gurlsplz]

BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME ♥

[shootthamoon]

W-what?? But you're evil!!!

[lil_gurlsplz]

I'm not evil...why would you think that....?

[all4milady]

Waah!! Momo-san! I shall save you!

[lil_gurlsplz]

....Well hello there....

[all4milady]

RETURN HER NOW! D:

[lil_gurlsplz]

Maybe you should come and try to save her....

.......I'm sure she'd...appreciate it...

[comps_are_life]

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What the fuck?!?

If you so much as touched Hinamori-- no, even if you didn't-- aklsjf I'm blowing up your computer in your face. ajklsf fjksdj ldskgl

[lil_gurlsplz]

:3

Hinamori is so submissive ♥

[comps_are_life]

You bastard!!

[lil_gurlsplz]

♥ But my name is Pedobear!

[la_mignonette]

Give her back.

[lil_gurlsplz]

Nah.

[la_mignonette]

Fine, then. I'll come get her.