Third Invite

[loyalbatmonkeys]

[It arrives from the Galactic Junkyard.]

[Bystanders run away screaming.]

[Musicians start playing.]

[This means only one thing]

[Super Battleship Yoshitsuna is here!]

[As the war machine lands, it's owner pops out]

Hyaaaahahahahaha! Get ready Baal! This time it ends for real.

Okay, who wants the honor of piloting this beauty?

Comments

[37thdefender]

Well, I mean, my previous ship WAS destroyed and well.. I AM qualified to pilot space vessels you know!

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Hmmm...show me.

[37thdefender]

*Gordon whips out his trusty Defender Of Earth ID card, which looks sort of like an Intergalactic driver's license*

There ya go! official documentation that I can drive space vessels!

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Hmm...

Okay, but you get one scratch on it that's not related to combat; then I'll have to remove you from the cockpit. Right in the air.

[famed_mage]

H-How the hell did they let you get this thing?! We can easily kill Baal with this!!

[loyalbatmonkeys]

That's cause it belonged to Baal. Then I took it for myself.

He won't stand a chance.

[famed_mage]

B-but if it's Baal's, why did he give it to you so easily?!

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Cause I kicked his ass.

Duh.

[slapwithpanache]

My. Impressive. Nowhere near as large as the dragon, though.

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Babylon's overrated. This is the most powerful weapon in the cosmos. It can nuke planets.

[slapwithpanache]

Of course it is. But we're aiming to destroy a single entity; it doesn't do us any good if we all blow up in the process.

[loyalbatmonkeys]

Just because it can, doesn't mean it will. What do you think I am, a guy who accidentally destroys...you know what, nevermind.