Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover in which Pepper and Ginny find themselves trecking across central Asia in order to free two friends and a certain relative following a slight 'misunderstanding' with the law.
"I don’t think Ron’s any better. He started experimenting with fairy dust and centaur snuff when Hermione told him that she’d finally decided that a life of celibacy and campaigning for House Elf Rights was definitely for her."
I suspect that, much to Ron's misfortune, Hermione had been having lots of little talks with Aziraphale over tea and biscuits, with the angel agreeing wholeheartedly that this chosen path was a noble one.
I'm just waiting for some decent GoF screencaps so I can do a Voldemort-Cooksferry Queen icon. "People speak my name in whispers/What higher praise could there be".
Oh my. If you hear loud giggling, you'll know that was from me! Poor Ron! I can only imagine his reaction to Hermione's life plans (makes me wonder what sort of magic mushrooms Hermione is on, but *shrug*, s'her life). However, I do believe my favorite part was this:
So you dumped this Blaise person in the end then?”
“I had to. I mean I knew already that he was vain, arrogant and elitist - and they’re just some of the reasons mum hated him - but he just went weird.”
“How d’you mean?”
“Well, it all started when he made friends with this guy called Anthony. And he went, almost overnight, from being a pureblood snob who wouldn’t touch anything reeking of muggle influence with a ten foot wand, to wearing dark glasses and declaring that he was going to start the magical worlds first advertising empire. It was almost like some kind of deranged hero worship.”
Oh dear Crowley, how we love you. And you're one lucky flash bastard for pulling someone as hot as Blaise is. ;) Thanks for an excellent read.
Poor Ron! I can only imagine his reaction to Hermione's life plans (makes me wonder what sort of magic mushrooms Hermione is on, but *shrug*, s'her life).
I strongly suspect that Hermione is being influenced by Aziraphale here. They probably bonded over tea and books, whereupon the angel got a little over-enthusiastic when it came expounding on the virtue of virtue.
Oh dear Crowley, how we love you. And you're one lucky flash bastard for pulling someone as hot as Blaise is.
One just hopes that the world can handle their combined flash bastardlyness.
Oh, this is hilarious. I really like getting to see more different parts of the wizard world than we usually do, and this premise is nicely original.
“He’s gone to see his father, not Mr. Young, the other one. Apparently, they’re trying to have a less confrontational and more communicative relationship. Besides, he doesn’t really like using his powers, even for sensible things like getting Brian, Wensley and Ron out jail; says it always feels like too much messing about.”
Ginny considered this. Since first encountering the Them, shortly after Adam turned up at the offices of The Quibbler to helpfully point out to Luna and her grandfather that their article on the Rising of the Antichrist had one of two factual errors, Oh, to be a fly on the wall! :D
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I started off with the idea of Ron, Brian and Wensley getting arrested by the wizard authorities, but was then hit by the image of two very disgruntled red-heads being forced to treck across the wilds of central Asia in order to pay the fine.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall! :D
I suspect that Luna and her grandfather are two of the few people on the planet who'd consider Adam's appearance at this point to be perfectly normal and reasonable.
Also: decipherabubble. GodDAMN do I want some of that for family gatherings.
Heh, being as appalling at language learning as I am (combined with the fact that I can't seem to help but pronounce everything in an oh so English accent) I dearly wish there was a muggle equivalent.
I would also love to read that conversation between Aziraphale and Hermione. Just how good a salesman is that angel for virtue and celibacy, anyway? And did it have anything to do with the Interdimensional Book Club?I suspect that after many top secret Book Club meetings the conversation somehow drifted to
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although, did i detect a bit of movie!hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in the whole prison, getting the boys out of, scene?
You did indeed :D I was trying to mentally set out how the magical prison would operate, and was at once inspired by recollections of the one on Vogsphere (though I'm certain that the wizardly and witchy beaurocrats here wouldn't be quite as bad as the Vogons).
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"I don’t think Ron’s any better. He started experimenting with fairy dust and centaur snuff when Hermione told him that she’d finally decided that a life of celibacy and campaigning for House Elf Rights was definitely for her."
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I suspect that, much to Ron's misfortune, Hermione had been having lots of little talks with Aziraphale over tea and biscuits, with the angel agreeing wholeheartedly that this chosen path was a noble one.
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Once again, proof that Good Omens/Harry Potter is the OTP of crossovers.
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GO/HP 4eva, though I must admit that Harry Potter/Discworld/Good Omens is definitely my OT3.
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I will friend you. Right fucking NOW. XD
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I'm just waiting for some decent GoF screencaps so I can do a Voldemort-Cooksferry Queen icon. "People speak my name in whispers/What higher praise could there be".
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So you dumped this Blaise person in the end then?”
“I had to. I mean I knew already that he was vain, arrogant and elitist - and they’re just some of the reasons mum hated him - but he just went weird.”
“How d’you mean?”
“Well, it all started when he made friends with this guy called Anthony. And he went, almost overnight, from being a pureblood snob who wouldn’t touch anything reeking of muggle influence with a ten foot wand, to wearing dark glasses and declaring that he was going to start the magical worlds first advertising empire. It was almost like some kind of deranged hero worship.”
Oh dear Crowley, how we love you. And you're one lucky flash bastard for pulling someone as hot as Blaise is. ;) Thanks for an excellent read.
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Poor Ron! I can only imagine his reaction to Hermione's life plans (makes me wonder what sort of magic mushrooms Hermione is on, but *shrug*, s'her life).
I strongly suspect that Hermione is being influenced by Aziraphale here. They probably bonded over tea and books, whereupon the angel got a little over-enthusiastic when it came expounding on the virtue of virtue.
Oh dear Crowley, how we love you. And you're one lucky flash bastard for pulling someone as hot as Blaise is.
One just hopes that the world can handle their combined flash bastardlyness.
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“He’s gone to see his father, not Mr. Young, the other one. Apparently, they’re trying to have a less confrontational and more communicative relationship. Besides, he doesn’t really like using his powers, even for sensible things like getting Brian, Wensley and Ron out jail; says it always feels like too much messing about.”
Ginny considered this. Since first encountering the Them, shortly after Adam turned up at the offices of The Quibbler to helpfully point out to Luna and her grandfather that their article on the Rising of the Antichrist had one of two factual errors, Oh, to be a fly on the wall! :D ( ... )
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I started off with the idea of Ron, Brian and Wensley getting arrested by the wizard authorities, but was then hit by the image of two very disgruntled red-heads being forced to treck across the wilds of central Asia in order to pay the fine.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall! :D
I suspect that Luna and her grandfather are two of the few people on the planet who'd consider Adam's appearance at this point to be perfectly normal and reasonable.
Also: decipherabubble. GodDAMN do I want some of that for family gatherings.
Heh, being as appalling at language learning as I am (combined with the fact that I can't seem to help but pronounce everything in an oh so English accent) I dearly wish there was a muggle equivalent.
I would also love to read that conversation between Aziraphale and Hermione. Just how good a salesman is that angel for virtue and celibacy, anyway? And did it have anything to do with the Interdimensional Book Club?I suspect that after many top secret Book Club meetings the conversation somehow drifted to ( ... )
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*wee~* *dances in agreement like a house elf wearing a tea-cozy*
although, did i detect a bit of movie!hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in the whole prison, getting the boys out of, scene?
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You did indeed :D I was trying to mentally set out how the magical prison would operate, and was at once inspired by recollections of the one on Vogsphere (though I'm certain that the wizardly and witchy beaurocrats here wouldn't be quite as bad as the Vogons).
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