Confound it! Neil's tomatoes have beaten my own in the race to damnation. I've been trying my hardest to intimidate them into mutating, but nothing seems to work.
He must know the secret to invoking the infernal agricultural powers of the Tomato Demons.
All tomatoes are evil. I had a plague of them in my quesadilla the other day. In fact in regards to your mutation problems, I could probably just come stand close to you holding a salad, and your tomatoes would actually rise up, multiply, and attack.
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Oh, Neil. You make my day so much brighter. =)
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I love that man.
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He must know the secret to invoking the infernal agricultural powers of the Tomato Demons.
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I trust Neil not to do this, but... it looks kinda... badly photoshopped...
Funny how real things can look like an amateur photoshop creation.
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