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Terrorist Tree!

Sep 05, 2009 00:50

CHARACTERS: Gilbert and Alfred (and anyone who wants to jump in)
WHEN: Afternoon after tree falls on Alfred's house
WHERE: L123 Stockholm Circle (Alfred's house)
WHAT: After finding a post on Ludwig's front door, Gilbert decides to lend the other man a hand with getting rid of the tree now resting in the middle of Alfred's house.
RATING: PG-13; for ( Read more... )

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mcdonaldsfuckya September 5 2009, 05:18:43 UTC

"OPERATION: HOUSE FREEDOM!" Alfred yelled back, seeming to appear out of nowhere, golden blond hair flapping in the wind, bomber jacket worn proud, in fact the only thing that would have made Alfred F. Jones standing ontop of his own ruined home more amazing would have been if the American flag suddenly appeared in the background and a bald eagle landed on his shoulder with 13 arrows in one claw and some olive leaves in the other.

But that didn't happen, in fact, all that happened was Alfred's Colgate smile. He knew he was going to have fun with this. Beer and sharp heavy things, what could go wrong?

ooc: amazing!

esistbierzeit September 5 2009, 14:09:06 UTC

Gilbert set the case of beer down on a nearby tree branch. He savagely tore open the cardboard packaging and tossed a can to Alfred, hoping the man could catch fairly well. He then grabbed his own can a popped the top open.

The contents of the can were quickly drained. As soon as the can was empty, he slammed it down on the tree branch next to the case and shot Alfred a poignant look.

"You want to do the honors?" He asked, removing the axe from it's resting place on his shoulder and tipping it in Alfred's direction.

mcdonaldsfuckya September 5 2009, 15:23:37 UTC

Alfred caught the drink and was finishing up the can also. "Thank you." he said taking the axe. "I would love to!" Oh yes he would! Terrible terrible homewrecker of a tree tipping over and ruining a perfectly good Wednesday.

"So, you like cutting up trees often?" he questioned as he went over to a semi-devastating branch and brought the axe down on it. Alfred gave it a few more whacks before that branch of the tree could be removed.

esistbierzeit September 5 2009, 21:31:09 UTC

Already finishing his second beer, Gilbert watched the younger man hack at a large branch. He was about to reach for the third can when Alfred shot a question in his direction.

"Nein, I've never really used an axe before. Well, there was that one time when I decided that Ludwig and I needed a bigger living room and tried to take down a wall by myself. That didn't end well..."

Alfred finished chopping off the branch while Gilbert enjoyed half of his third beer. He was itching to take out some of his aggression on that tree. Pretend it was that stupid, communist pig, perhaps. Just thinking about that d-bag made him internally rage.

He set his half empty can down and thrust his hand in the blond's direction.

"Gimme that thing!"

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esistbierzeit September 6 2009, 16:11:32 UTC

((D'aawwww! So cute! I'm going to include you in the conversation above, kay?))

wurstcome2worst September 9 2009, 02:53:45 UTC

((This really does not need to be replied to, as it takes place in a completely different location. I just couldn't resist, and I really didn't want to make an entirely new entry for ONE post. XD If this isn't allowed, well... er... I can make a new thread. BUT IT IS RELATED ( ... )