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[ well, someone got pretty acquainted with the whole "random weird thoughts" and "waking up somewhere unfamiliar" bit pretty quickly. probably because that translated to his day-to-day life pretty seamlessly. aside from harassing a few people on the network, Donut has taken to looking around for his teammates! clearly the best way to go about this

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(text) DEAL WITH IT.

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yes

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Yea, I do. (WHARB WHARB he can't wait any longer, his revenge must be had now. he goes ahead and shoves donut back down, and even takes the time to drag a couple armfuls of snow on top of him. maybe if he buries him out here no one will find him...

he does a shitty job, though, and he abandons that plan before anything can really be accomplished, but that's grif for you. he's decided to make a break for a nearby building instead. better hope it's the one they came from.) I'm out!

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[ Donut was making the most ridiculous face right then... and it was a damn shame that Grif couldn't see the level of sassy-ness he was emanating... but that would be nothing compared to the shriek he'd let out once he hit the damn ground!!

and suddenly, darkness! what the hales! ]

GRIF!!! [ Donut hollered, flailing around in the snow until he was able to roll out of the deathtrap that was once his beach house... Grif was in danger. cos once Donut got himself out of there, he grabbed a nice scoop of snow, rolled it into a ball, and whipped it at Grif. right as his ass. ] Get back here!

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(oh. oh he'd better not have done that on purpose. grif's hands immediately reached back and covered his ass before the snow even had a chance to completely fall off his armor, and showing more grace than he ever had in his whole life, he whirled around to shoot a pointed look at donut.

which the visor got in the way of. cool beans. he'd just have to make up for it by sounding highly offended.) You can't hit there!

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[ c'mon now, grif. donut's aim was impeccable. of course he did it on purpose! and he just grinned like the jackass he is at grif's reaction... priceless. ]

Why not? It's an easy target! [ OH SNAP. you best run cos donut's getting another snowball ready... ]

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(god fucking.......

grif had some words for donut about that one, but he sees that snowball being shaped in his hands.

NOPE.

grif opts for the easier route of cursing and getting the fuck out of there. problem is, he doesn't want to turn his back to donut again... so his retreat ends up looking like some kind of retarded side-hobble until he can find some cover. jfc.)

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[ just as planned... once grif has his back turned to donut, he picks up into a run... straight for him.

this was too much fun... once he's close enough, he decides that instead of throwing a snowball... HE'D FUCKING TACKLE HIM. ]

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(WHY EVEN MAKE A SNOWBALL DONUT YOUR LIFE MAKES NO SENSE. aaand down he goes. he can't support his own fat and donut's fat at the same time, so he skips the stumbling and goes right for faceplanting in the snow. he manages to sound something like a dying seal in the process too, so don't ever say he can't multitask.) Donut!

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[ BECAUSE HE CAN it was a trick don't you know anything... once he's got Grif back down on the ground, he sits his fat ass down on Grif's back and grins down at him. ]

Got you, asshole! [ yes, this was still payback for the fort... or something. or maybe it was just for the luls... ]

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Okay... (whine whine whine.) You got me, now what? (he should probably struggle, but donut must have touched his shutdown button because he's just laying there. pouting. and whining.

actually that's not much different than how he is normally. nevermind.)

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Now, let's go inside! [ yep. as simple as that. donut got right up and rolled off of grif, then proceeded to head back to the apartment complex. ] Is your room as wrecked as mine?

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(he's just going to leave grif in the snow, what a rude bitch... grif lags behind while he scrapes together the motivation to move. really, donut should have known better. once he goes down, he doesn't get back up easily.) Wrecked like how?

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[ HE STARTED IT!! it's only fair.... not that he was going to leave grif behind... he's not going anywhere fast... ] Like, messed up windows and holes in the walls!

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Oh, yea. (it's ok he's slowly getting up anyway... see, look, there he is!) I think they're all like that?

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[ he stops and turns around... waits... god grif y so slow. ] Are they? That's stupid! What kinda ragged-ass establishment is this?! I bet they don't even have a bar... [ wat. ]