DO NOT WANT

[loverboy]

omg there's a raccoon outside my window making love noises at me and I want to sleep but I can't because it's fucking creepy.

It won't shut up.

I want to go over and close my window but I'm afraid it'll ninja the screen window and come in.

Dammit, I hate raccoons.

If I don't post anymore it's because the raccoon killed me in my sleep.

Comments

[kayjayloves]

>_> *pokes the racoon*

[loverboy]

Raccoons are vicious beasts. D:

[_cherrywolf_]

It's making... love noises? XDD

Aw... I hope the raccoon isn't some super sekrit ninja... hopefully it will just be a redneck raccoon and just want to steal some of your food.

[loverboy]

I didn't know how else to describe it. lmao.

My window is right by where we put the garbage so that was probably the case. D: