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I had a giant break between classes today, so I came home curled up in my new bed, read a bit, and spent the rest of the time looking for ukulele videos on YouTube. Seriously.

It's a love affair that I only met last year, but oh! she's a passionate one. Something about the ukulele is like a straight Joy injection to my heart.

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A corporate client:
"This contract doesn't give me a sense of fulfillment ... wow. 'Fulfillment' is a sexy word."

A man explaining that his friend will go first:
"First he goes then I'm coming on his behind."

There is really only one important thing for me to tell you right now.

I got a cat. ( A really fucking cute cat. )

I'm such a flake.

In the past two days I've canceled a book group for students, a date with a guy I met on a minibus, a brunch with friends, and a porn-and-media swapping party. Additionally, I've been stood up by a guy who may or may not have had a real emergency.

I guess what I mean is that you really can't trust me as far as you can throw me.

One of you sorry dick-suckers come and meet me in Malta the second week of December for my week-long Kurban Bayrami.

Seriously. You. Me. Malta?
Let's.
Let's.