"Than Any Beast of the Field"--Star Trek/Good Omens crossover

[lovelyzelda]

Written for the Alphabet Meme

For enigel: B is for Blunt, Kirk/Crowley (no, seriously) Crowley discovers that subtlety does not work on the USS Enterprise.

Warnings: It's been a long ass arse time since I've written Good Omens. UnBritpicked, so point out any language/slang fail (or language evolution? Like how in the 24th century you get French

Comments

[odditycollector]

Well, I've topped up my quota of giggling just now!

that would mean he'd been doing all this breathing for nothing.
esp. there ;)

[lovelyzelda]

Thanks!

At least using your circulatory system and your digestive system helps you get drunk. But breathing? What's breathing ever done for anybody?

[enigel]

Heee! Oh, poor Crowley, sorry for putting you through this. *g*

Crowley had seen secondary schools with fewer desperate crushes and potentially disastrous relationships than the Enterprise.

Ahaha!

And Kirk, all "wham-bam, holy water tiem nao". :D

[lovelyzelda]

It's all right, he's gone to live with the Gorn where he has lots of room to lie on rocks in the sun and wear stylish gold togas.

And Kirk, all "wham-bam, holy water tiem nao". :D

That whole scene took forever to write. I think I've spent less time writing actual graphic smut than I spent on not writing it here...

And I think I actually started to write the real brainstorming session between the big 3, but I couldn't think of a good reason for Crowley to stay there and just listen to it. Also, I couldn't think of a real Trek solution to an actual demon, although I was able to determine that McCoy is a doctor, not an exorcist.

[my_daroga]

I lost count in about 30 second of the ways in which this delighted me. All the little nuances and loving digs at TOS and Crowley's voice--I loved it. I'll definitely be delving into more of your fic.

[lovelyzelda]

Thanks!