Comments | lovely_wind: oh my god shoes

lovely_wind

oh my god shoes

Jul 20, 2009 11:02

Ugh! I'm having, like, a total bad hair day! And, like, I think there might've been something in those cookies, ya know? This is gonna be a great day! Like, NOT!

You know what *I* need, you guys? Some RETAIL THERAPY! Who wants to hit the MALL?

LET'S GET SOME SHOES.

Now where did I leave my dad's credit card...

let's get some shoes, like omg, let's party

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snarksterpilot July 20 2009, 15:18:41 UTC

*WHAT.*

lovely_wind July 20 2009, 15:23:03 UTC

OMG, you're like totally hot. Do you wanna hang out? I promise I'm eighteen~!

snarksterpilot July 20 2009, 15:24:34 UTC

Uhh, how about NO. I mean, I AM hot, I bet, but I don't want to!

*Yet he's getting weird butterflies in his stomach AGAIN for the THIRD girl today. BUT EWW GIRLS ARE GROSS so he's in denial and doesn't realize what this even is. lol new hormones.*

lovely_wind July 20 2009, 15:46:25 UTC

*oh no you d-in't!* Omg, well fine! Who wants to hang out with a total loser like you, anyway?

*and now she's going to buy another pair of shoes to make up for the rejection*

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tailsofambition July 20 2009, 15:24:58 UTC

You got younger too, I see...

I'm starting to wonder if there were many that were not affected by this.

lovely_wind July 20 2009, 15:45:07 UTC

Lots of people were at that bake sale yesterday, ya know? I bet that had something to do with it!

At least the cookie I had didn't go straight to my hips!

tailsofambition July 20 2009, 15:50:11 UTC

It's like the cookies made you lose weight, right?

Other than losing age, that's not so bad, is it?

And I do believe it had something to do with it - Jeff and a couple others have gotten to the same conclusion.

I wonder how long this will last.

umbreon_blacky July 20 2009, 15:46:53 UTC

But you have no feet.

lovely_wind July 20 2009, 15:57:32 UTC

Retail therapy isn't about buying things you NEED, ya know!

tiny_bang July 20 2009, 15:59:08 UTC

Mom?

You're speaking funny. Well for you, anyway.

Don't you have your own credit card?

lovely_wind July 21 2009, 03:40:59 UTC

That HAIR! My daughter is, like, a total fashion disaster!

This is, like, how I always talk, ya know?

What good are parents if you can't totally mooch off them?

greatevilgenius July 20 2009, 17:48:26 UTC

Well well! You're looking STUNNING today!

lovely_wind July 21 2009, 03:41:49 UTC

I could totally say the same thing about you, hot stuff!

greatevilgenius July 21 2009, 19:02:19 UTC

You've got some excellent taste! Among other wonderful things...