fecal matters: my dirty panties

[lovekel]

WARNING: This is kind of TMI (read subject), but it is hilarious TMI. I promise! I mean really good stuff.

So the plan was to go run some errands, come home to an empty house, pour a glass of wine, and sit down and write a good personal entry but this is just too funny not to share.

Comments

[sweet_atrocity]

Lesson learned. Avoid the cocktail weenies at all costs. Or...bring a spare pair. It actually advises that in the inserts for Alli. They call it the Alli-oops.

[lovekel]

Alli-oops, lol. That's terrible and hilarious all in one!

Sadly, I cannot see myself avoiding the weenies! This person's most definitely though!

[newreflections]

oh my gahhhhhd that is so embarassing!

[beautifulwreck]

LOL! I remember this one time I was sick with some sort of stomach bug & was staying at my boyfriend's (who lived in his grandparent's basement apartment) & his toilet was broken. So in the middle of the night I'm trying to get upstairs to their bathroom to puke AND shit without waking them up & I def leaked shit all over their kitchen floor. It was terrible!

[lovekel]

OMG! lol. Yes, the whole time I was saying thank God no one is home and I made it to the bathroom, lol. I would have died if I left a trail haha.

[ami_sue]

I've had this happen to me before, most recently about a week or two ago AT WORK. I could feel my stomach rumbling suspiciously at like 7am while I'm hustling me & the kids through our morning but I forgot about it until OMG I HAVE TO GO NOW AT 8:30 WHILE AT WORK. Thankgodthankgodthankgod no one was in our 3-stall community ladies room and um, thank god there was no leakage lololol ;)

[lovekel]

The dreaded public bathroom!!! Lord, I don't know what I would have done because you know if someone's in there, you have to clench until they leave and then if someone comes in during the process you have to stay in the stall until they leave, and don't let yourself get caught washing your hands in a funky bathroom! and then of course, hopefully no one recognizes your shoes for the rest of the day! haha.

[ami_sue]

I actually *prefer* to poop at work ONLY WHEN THE BATHROOM IS COMPLETELY EMPTY THOUGH because our toilet at home is this stupid energy-efficient one that I swear has like no suction and well "Narls" is constantly clogging the damn thing up. And his poops aren't even big! They're just normal, small-normal even. It's ridic.

[lovekel]

"Narls" lol. Funny I remember a post you made saying as far as Clay knows you don't poop. The other week TJ asked me so seriously if I ever do that I really had to ask him if he was being serious, lol. And of course, "real ladies don't poop." I only ever go before a shower or extremely late at night. They just don't need to know!

[tool]

I love the fact you posted this. I don't think I could ever admit to something like that, I want to be more open like you! I hope you have no more accidents hehe.

[lovekel]

It's a new thing I'm trying... and this was just too hilarious not to share! :)