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[lovegoododdity]

HA. DIMITRI YOU GOT OWNED.

um. everyone who got this on their friend's page...i'm sorry.

i can assure you it was for a good cause, that cause being OWNING DIMITRI, which brings me endless satisfaction and amusement.

thank you. that is all.

(more serious, coherent entries, which dimitri WILL NOT BE READING will come later.)

Comments

[i_hump_statues]

what is this nonsense? I am sure this Dimitri character is un ownable and that all this gibberish is simply the outrage of a young woman in her PMS phase. I am appalled at people behavior nowadays

tsk tsk tsk

[lovegoododdity]

I know for a fact that this Dimitri character is in fact extremely ownable. However, I think he must also be pitied, because due to his mathematics lesson he will be missing one of the most pitiable movies ever made. It has caused me much grief to know that he will not be present. I may cry.

My good statue loving friend: Dimitri is not just ownable, but OWNED.

I hope Dimitri isn't too traumatized by this revelation. I am afraid that his failure to remain calm at all times coupled with his regular emotional outbursts may hurt him.

If Dimitri were here, I would slap him with a large odorous sperm whale. As he isn't however, I will remain civilized.

[beforeiknew]

THAT'S RIGHT STICK IT TO HIM!

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[i_hump_statues]

Stick what my dear? Your comment is rather vague and is jammed packed with sexual connotations. By stick it to him do are you referring to a giant phallic shaped man device to be 'stuck' up his anal cavity?

furthermore, you have no knowledge of this Dimitri fellow and his actions therefore your opinion is rendered useless - unless proven otherwise

good day! (or in this side of the world, good night)

[miketrigs93]

i say u stick it to him, but add me as a friend :)
how's that?
(tis true indeed, that u OWNED him by the way)

[miketrigs93]

ADD ME :)