I'm still trying to get coke off my keyboard

[loveangelstar]

OMG the largest amount of coke was spat all over my screen when I read this in hp_ficsearch :

Draco and Hermione have sex again. There's some description along the lines of the only sound heard in the room is the slapping of their skin together.BAH!!! I have no appropriate icon for the amount of hilarity

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Coke!

[brighty18]

There's some description along the lines of the only sound heard in the room is the slapping of their skin together.

That is so wrong on so many levels that a perverse part of me wants to read it just because.

Re: Coke!

[loveangelstar]

I know! That's what I thought lol. Well I'll keep an eye on the post and let you know if they manage to find it ;)

[ex_crucioed]

the slapping of their skin together. Not the best way to describe sex!

[loveangelstar]

I know! I don't imagine it was a very romantically written story ;)

[ex_crucioed]

XD It sounds kind of gross ~ skin slapping UGH!

[fera_festiva]

That sounds like the least sexy thing ever. I have a mental picture - which I do not want - of the two of them gloomily rutting away like farm animals that know they're going to the abattoir first thing in the morning.

The fic sounds dire in general. This bit:

She's a little drunk by that point, too, I think.

I hardly blame her. I would be too.

[loveangelstar]

LMAO it does conjure up some of the most awful images.

Yea I think it's like a running theme in the fic that Hermione is an alcoholic after Ron gets killed by Death eaters or something. The entry is here if you want to read for yourself. I mean I just picked out a few phrases, the actual entire post just makes you think: why do they want to find that? lol

[whitestar]

*iz not ded* ;P Just very busy these last couple days.

[loveangelstar]

Lol yay! Is good to know :D I think its the fact that I've had more time on my hands these past few days so I'm left with a what to do now feeling.