Title: Who’s the Daddy?
Pairing: Akame
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack, Drama, Romance
Author’s Notes: I know I should be in hiatus but I suddenly had the feeling of wanting to write something like this. =)) This second batch’s for
sayoshirota,
duel_pilot_yzak,
sabilhanson,
zuya_yuna and
is_kazuchan for all the random words. xDD
Summary: Akame + Yuki = a whole bunch of madness.
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11. Books
The Akanishi family was currently inside a bookstore since Kazuya said he wants to buy a new book for leisure reading. The latter took off to find a good book while father and son went to a different section.
“Daddy, I want that one!” Yuki’s eyes were wide as he pointed his little index finger towards a book on the topmost shelf.
Jin looked up and tried his hardest to reach it. “I’m sorry Yuki, but I can’t seem to reach it.” He frowned as he looked towards his son. Yuki, however, looked like he was already going to cry making Jin suddenly panic.
Jin jumped up and down to try and grab the colorful book and yelled in success when he managed to grab hold of it. However, his hand not only managed to get the book Yuki wanted, it also hit the other books causing the whole shelf to suddenly collapse on the two.
Everyone inside the bookstore turned to the sudden ruckus and Kazuya’s ‘motherly instincts’ told him that Jin and Yuki caused some trouble again. He ran towards the fallen bookshelf and saw his husband and son under the piles and piles of books.
Jin was rubbing his head, constantly muttering the word ‘ow’ while Yuki, instead of crying, clapped his hands and laughed. “Again, again!” Kazuya sighed as he picked him up from the piles of books and looked to see if he has any bruises. “Are you okay, Yuki?” The little child nodded and turned to Jin who was currently getting up.
“What the hell were you guys thinking!” Kazuya glared at Jin who walked up to them and handed Yuki the book. “Here you go, Yuki.”
The little one stared at the book in hand and said, “It’s alright, Daddy. I don’t want it anymore.”
Jin fainted. …Well, not really.
12. Chair
Jin, Kazuya and Yuki were currently inside a family restaurant. Jin and Yuki sat down while Kazuya ordered their food. Once the latter was back, Kazuya blinked. “I don’t have a chair.”
“Oh, no problem!” Jin reached out to his back and grabbed a chair without looking and guided Kazuya to sit down. The younger man smiled and thanked his lover as he sat down and Jin went back to his seat.
Apparently, while Jin was pulling the chair, someone was already about to sit down but fell flat on his butt on the floor obviously surprised and hurt. “What the-“ the man looked back and glared at the person who took his chair.
“Hey, you!”
Jin turned to the voice with a piece of steak in his mouth. “Akanishi! How dare you steal my chair!” It was Jun Matsumoto. Jin gulped, took out his wallet and threw some cash on the table and grabbed Kazuya and Yuki as they started running.
“Come back here, Akanishi!”
That, of course, left Kazuya and Yuki bewildered.
It’s just a chair.
13. Pillow
Yuki put down his toys and yawned loudly. He rubbed his little eyes tiredly. Jin and Yamapi noticed this and the latter said, “Are you sleepy Yuki? You can go and sleep on your father’s very big stomach.” He laughed. Jin glared at his friend, “Well, you can sleep on Yamapi’s man boobs if you want since they’re bigger than my stomach.”
Yuki just blinked at the two bickering adults sleepily. Just in time, Kazuya came out from the kitchen and saw this scene.
“Take that back, Jin!”
“I will if you take yours back!”
“GRR!”
Kazuya sighed as he lifted Yuki up who felt the most comfortable sleeping in his mother’s shoulder. Yuki buried his face deeper in Kazuya’s neck making the latter smile and walked out from the pointless argument.
14. Turtle Plushie
“Yuki seems to like his new turtle plushie, don’t you think?” Kazuya smiled as he watched their son play happily with his new toy. Jin nodded as he walked closer to Kazuya and wrapped his arms around the latter’s waist.
“May be but I always have the best turtle plushie ever!” Jin declared proudly as he hugged Kazuya and kissed his cheek. The younger one laughed and just nodded.
“Well, it’s not really fun sometimes to hug a very skinny plushie, you know,”
Smack!
15. Window
“You know Yuki, when your Kazu-mommy was young, he really loved to play baseball.” Yamapi grinned and Junno nodded.
“Baseball?” Yuki asked innocently and Yamapi nodded while putting on a little baseball cap on him. “You wanna try?” Junno asked and the little kid jumped up and down agreeing to the suggestion.
The three of them walked out to the lawn. Junno pitched while Yamapi taught Yuki how to aim and hit. “Keep your eyes on the ball, okay?”
Junno just kept on pitching until Yuki can hit it. Yuki did once but it only landed a few feet away from them. “Okay, you got the hang of it. Just swing it harder next time.” Yamapi encouraged and signaled Junno to pitch again.
This time, Yuki managed to hit it. He hit it so hard that it smashed through the window hitting Jin. “OW! Who hit me?” Jin’s voice was murderous and Junno and Yamapi had a panic look on his face while Yuki’s had a proud face. “I did-“ Yamapi covered Yuki’s mouth to prevent them from getting in trouble.
Right on cue, Ryo and Tatsuya came by to visit and Yamapi had an idea. He gave the bat to Ryo and said, “Hold this for me please, Ryo?” The latter just blinked and nodded. Junno, Yamapi and Yuki ran back to the house while yelling, “Ryo did it!”
“Nishikido!”
I did…what?!
16. Food
Every night, Jin would have this ‘illusion’ of someone walking around the hallway and into the kitchen. Every night, he would ignore it since he was so scared until one night, the steps became heavier and more rushed. This made him more scared and shook Kazuya awake.
“Kazu, Kazu, I think there’s someone outside our door!” Jin whined while Kazuya just swatted him away. “You’re hallucinating again Jin, go back to sleep.” But Jin couldn’t go back to sleep.
Fine, if you’re not going to believe me, then I’ll prove it myself!
He slowly got up from the bed and grabbed the nearest defense weapon he could use…which apparently was, Kazuya’s favorite perfume. He just shrugged about it and walked out of the room and into the kitchen.
He tiptoed slowly and indeed saw that the light coming from the refrigerator was on. The thief got some nerves stealing from our refrigerator!
He walked closer and closer until the ‘burglar’ sneezed. Jin blinked. The sneeze sounded so…young. The person sneezed again and suddenly fell on his butt and rubbed his nose. Jin leaned in and saw… “Yuki!” The little guy looked up and smiled wide at his father.
Jin put down the perfume he had in his hand and sat beside Yuki in front of the open refrigerator. “What are you doing here in the middle of the night, little guy?” He ruffled Yuki’s hair causing the latter to chuckle. “I’m hungry Daddy. I always get up to get food.”
“Oh, I see.”
No more scary nights for Jin for he now knows that it’s Yuki.
“Hey, what’s my cologne doing here?”
17. Damn Hungry
Jin, Kazuya and Junno were out of the mansion leaving only Yuki and Yamapi inside. Kazuya doubted Yamapi babysitting Yuki because of past experiences but Jin just encouraged him to be fine and don’t worry too much since there are also maids around to help just in case.
“Uncle Pi, I’m hungry.” Yuki pouted while tugging on his uncle’s pants.
“Yeah, me too. Hmm. What should we eat?” Yamapi thought for awhile until something hatched inside his mind.
Hours later…
“We’re home!” Kazuya greeted as he and Jin got inside the mansion. “Yuki, Yamapi?” He called while Jin took care of their coats.
Where are those guys?
He walked towards the kitchen and gasped at what he saw. Inside, Yamapi was lying on the floor with Yuki lying on his stomach, both of them sleeping and snoring loudly. But not only that, 4 big empty pizza boxes were scattered, bottles of soda empty and some spilled, tissues, plastic bags, spoons and forks and ice cream were everywhere.
Jin rushed after hearing Kazuya’s reaction and suddenly laughed.
“Boy, those guys were damn hungry, huh?” Jin laughed louder.
18. I Love Akame!
“Uncle Ryo, what’s Akame?” Jin perked up from the question and looked at the direction of Ryo and Yuki. Ryo smirked as he picked up Yuki and placed him on his lap. “Well, it’s a name of two names combined. It was made by the fans of these two people since they were getting tired of calling their real long names separately.”
“Oh, why do they do that?” Yuki asked again, eyes full with curiosity.
Ryo shrugged. “Some people think that once you combine people’s names, they’re bound to be together for real and forever.”
“Who are they then, Uncle Ryo?”
Later, Kazuya walked inside the living room and saw Yuki drawing and coloring while lying on the floor. “Hey there, what are you drawing?” He smiled as he sat down on the floor but what he saw caused him shock but at the same time amusement.
I LOVE AKAME! Yuki handed the paper to his mother and said, “There, so that you and Daddy will be together forever!” He exclaimed and clapped his hands.
The paper was now hung inside Jin and Kazuya’s bedroom.
19. Kazu Love
“Kazu~ Kazu~” Yamapi ran around the mansion looking for his friend. Jin frowned and looked at his friend. “Why are you looking for him? And don’t call him so casually!” Yamapi grinned and mocked the other, “Kazu~ Kazuuuuuuuu~ My dear Kazu~” This only made Jin glare at him hard. “He’s not yours!”
“Uncle Pi, have you seen Kazu-mommy?” Yuki asked cutely as he entered the scene. This shocked Jin. “Yuki, why didn’t you ask me and instead asked him?” He asked. Yuki blinked. “Does Daddy know where Mommy is?” And this shut Jin up.
Well, not really. “Wait, does your Uncle Pi always know where he is?” Yuki nodded only to make Jin’s blood boil.
Yamapi grinned and walked closer to Yuki. “Come Yuki, let’s go look for your mommy together, okay?” Yuki nodded and walked hand-in-hand around the house for Kazu-mommy.
“Kazu Looooooooove!” And Jin was on the edge of kicking Yamapi out of his house for that.
20. I Love Jinjin!
Jin was currently looking for something on his desk. He opened his drawers and while looking, he managed to stumble upon an old photo of him, Kazuya and Yamapi during their High School days. He smirked and turned around the photo, I Love Jinjin! Was written in clear handwriting. He smiled at this. Just on cue, Yamapi and Yuki entered the room still looking for Kazuya.
Jin frowned and looked at them. Yamapi walked closer and saw the photo. “Oh, hey! I remember that!” He laughed. “Oh and I remember myself writing that message too!” He grinned and turned back to Yuki, “Seems like Kazu-mommy isn’t here, let’s go look somewhere else!”
And they walked out of the room.
The photo in Jin’s hands fell as he stared at the door. “He wrote this? I thought Kazu did!” And the person mentioned just got outside their bathroom while drying his hair.
“Kazu, tell me you wrote this!” Jin pointed at the message with hearts and was so disappointed when Kazuya shook his head. “Pi was the one who wrote that, dear.” And just before Jin could be more disappointed, Kazuya added, “…because this is the part I wrote here.” He pointed another message and went to get his change of clothes.
I love my Jin forever and ever~ :D
- Kazu ^^Y
And Jin couldn’t be any happier.
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Author's Notes: END. ♥