Yunjae fanfic: Peach flavoured lipbalm
Chapter 2
As soon as they left the class Junsu took out his portable pointing stick and started showing Mimi the school.
“This is the fire hose… that’s the lockers… this is Changmin’s shoe.. Over there is a bunny-shaped cloud… on your right is the boys room… on your left is a ridiculously hatted dragon.. That’s the Principal and Siwon making out…”
Jaejoong knew Junsu would just point out random things until he got to the cafeteria where his precious Yoochun hyung would be waiting for him. He looked around, wondering where his good friend ChangMin was, and accidentally made eye-contact with the school bully, who just happened to be his ex-boyfriend. Oh, goody. **heavy sarcasm**
He tried hauling the foreigner and Junsu away faster, as he could see his ex walking towards them, but Junsu kept insisting on the stupidest things. Oh crap, crap, crap, crap, and double poop with crap frosting. **that’s a lot of crap!**
“Yo, Jae-baby.” the school bully called out to his ex.
Shit.
Junsu gave ‘Jae-baby’ **laughs** an apologetic look, and Mimi gave a confused one. Doesn’t he like that Yunho guy? Who’s really pushy by the way, she thought to herself, pouting outwardly.
“Ah… G… how are you?” Jaejoong asked nervously twiddling his fingers.
“I’m fine. It looked like you were avoiding me just then.” he glared at his ex-boyfriend.
Mimi saw Jaejoong twitching nervously and decided to help out.
“Are you Lady GAGA?!?!” she asked brightly, feigning innocence. Junsu burst out in laughter.
“Who?” G-Dragon asked, furiously brushing his permed blonde hair out of his eye.
“Lady Gaga!” she shot him a super mega blinding smile. “What are you doing in Korea? I thought you were touring the US?”
“Ya!” G-Dragon yelled rudely. “Do I look like a lady to you?” When she nodded stupidly, he yelled even louder. “YA! I’m G-DRAGON OK?? Get that in your stupid foreign head! Tch. Lady Gaga.”
He stalked off muttering incomprehensibly to himself. Mimi smiled victoriously, watching the idiot leave. Looking at her, Jaejoong and Junsu decided they liked this girl.
With renewed energy, Junsu pointed out the random things that happened to show on their way, while Jaejoong and Mimi talked to each other, ignoring him completely.
“Was that your ex?” she whispered.
“Yeah, he’s an idiot” Jaejoong whispered back.
“Pff, I noticed. What a douche bag… excuse my French.”
“He’s supposed to be the leader of the school bullies, but most of the time it’s his friend Taeyang that does all the work. He’s just a weirdo.”
“What’s up with his hair? I mean a perm? Seriously?”
“Don’t forget platinum blonde.” He reminded her, smoothing down his strawberry blonde locks.
“Nasty”
“He changes it often though, when I first met him, he had this stupid brown mushroom cut. It was hideous!”
“Why did you date him then?”
Jaejoong shrugged his sexy broad shoulders. “Protection, popularity… It was before I started working out and taking Tae Kwon Do.” He showed her his muscled arms.
“Ooooh! Nice guns!”
“Thank you.” He smiled. She smiled back. Good thing they were smiling at each other and not someone else, that person’s eyes would have burned right out of their sockets.
“By the way… why are we whispering?”
“Do you want the world to know that you’re gay? Because I can shout…”
“Wait, wait!” Jaejoong cried. “You know I’m gay?” **-_- no comment**
Her face read ’are you serious?’.
“And you’re ok with it?”
“Dude, I’m Canadian. Our motto is ’Sorry, but if you’re happy I’m happy’”
“Why ’sorry’?”
“We apologize a lot”
“Oh.” **OH OH OH OH! (snsd)**
“So, back to the main topic. You like Yunho-ssi right?” She smiled devilishly.
“Of cou- WAIT! That wasn’t the main topic!” He blushed furiously , making Mimi laugh.
“It’s ok Oppa~ your secrets safe with me.” she winked.
They smiled at each other again following Junsu, who was now describing a bird perched in a tree.
03
**I would like to apologize to all the Big bang and G-Dragon fans. I love them too, it’s just that they fit as bullies in my fanfic… If I write another one they’ll be cooler =D**
As soon as they left the class Junsu took out his portable pointing stick and started showing Mimi the school.
“This is the fire hose… that’s the lockers… this is Changmin’s shoe.. Over there is a bunny-shaped cloud… on your right is the boys room… on your left is a ridiculously hatted dragon.. That’s the Principal and Siwon making out…”
Jaejoong knew Junsu would just point out random things until he got to the cafeteria where his precious Yoochun hyung would be waiting for him. He looked around, wondering where his good friend ChangMin was, and accidentally made eye-contact with the school bully, who just happened to be his ex-boyfriend. Oh, goody. **heavy sarcasm**
He tried hauling the foreigner and Junsu away faster, as he could see his ex walking towards them, but Junsu kept insisting on the stupidest things. Oh crap, crap, crap, crap, and double poop with crap frosting. **that’s a lot of crap!**
“Yo, Jae-baby.” the school bully called out to his ex.
Shit.
Junsu gave ‘Jae-baby’ **laughs** an apologetic look, and Mimi gave a confused one. Doesn’t he like that Yunho guy? Who’s really pushy by the way, she thought to herself, pouting outwardly.
“Ah… G… how are you?” Jaejoong asked nervously twiddling his fingers.
“I’m fine. It looked like you were avoiding me just then.” he glared at his ex-boyfriend.
Mimi saw Jaejoong twitching nervously and decided to help out.
“Are you Lady GAGA?!?!” she asked brightly, feigning innocence. Junsu burst out in laughter.
“Who?” G-Dragon asked, furiously brushing his permed blonde hair out of his eye.
“Lady Gaga!” she shot him a super mega blinding smile. “What are you doing in Korea? I thought you were touring the US?”
“Ya!” G-Dragon yelled rudely. “Do I look like a lady to you?” When she nodded stupidly, he yelled even louder. “YA! I’m G-DRAGON OK?? Get that in your stupid foreign head! Tch. Lady Gaga.”
He stalked off muttering incomprehensibly to himself. Mimi smiled victoriously, watching the idiot leave. Looking at her, Jaejoong and Junsu decided they liked this girl.
With renewed energy, Junsu pointed out the random things that happened to show on their way, while Jaejoong and Mimi talked to each other, ignoring him completely.
“Was that your ex?” she whispered.
“Yeah, he’s an idiot” Jaejoong whispered back.
“Pff, I noticed. What a douche bag… excuse my French.”
“He’s supposed to be the leader of the school bullies, but most of the time it’s his friend Taeyang that does all the work. He’s just a weirdo.”
“What’s up with his hair? I mean a perm? Seriously?”
“Don’t forget platinum blonde.” He reminded her, smoothing down his strawberry blonde locks.
“Nasty”
“He changes it often though, when I first met him, he had this stupid brown mushroom cut. It was hideous!”
“Why did you date him then?”
Jaejoong shrugged his sexy broad shoulders. “Protection, popularity… It was before I started working out and taking Tae Kwon Do.” He showed her his muscled arms.
“Ooooh! Nice guns!”
“Thank you.” He smiled. She smiled back. Good thing they were smiling at each other and not someone else, that person’s eyes would have burned right out of their sockets.
“By the way… why are we whispering?”
“Do you want the world to know that you’re gay? Because I can shout…”
“Wait, wait!” Jaejoong cried. “You know I’m gay?” **-_- no comment**
Her face read ’are you serious?’.
“And you’re ok with it?”
“Dude, I’m Canadian. Our motto is ’Sorry, but if you’re happy I’m happy’”
“Why ’sorry’?”
“We apologize a lot”
“Oh.” **OH OH OH OH! (snsd)**
“So, back to the main topic. You like Yunho-ssi right?” She smiled devilishly.
“Of cou- WAIT! That wasn’t the main topic!” He blushed furiously , making Mimi laugh.
“It’s ok Oppa~ your secrets safe with me.” she winked.
They smiled at each other again following Junsu, who was now describing a bird perched in a tree.
03
**I would like to apologize to all the Big bang and G-Dragon fans. I love them too, it’s just that they fit as bullies in my fanfic… If I write another one they’ll be cooler =D**