Yunjae fanfic: Peach flavoured lipbalm
Title: Peach flavoured lipbalm
Characters: DBSK, big bang, some 2pm, suju
Pairings: mostly yunjae, yusoo
Genre: humour, highschool
Length: chaptered
Rating:pg
Summary: 4 foreigners arrive in a Korean highschool and decide to meddle in yunho and jaejoong's lovelife
Disclaimer: Ok so a bunch of other fics have this so i thought maybe i should put it up too.. teehee. So i don't own anything or anybody anywhere here.. except maybe the 4 foreigners... and the plot... so yeah... no ownage, although owning JJ would be sooo.. but i digress..
Previous Chapters
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
Chapter 3
Chapter 2
Chapter 1
Chapter 6
"Did you not see the 'Do not Disturb' sign?!" The principal screeched at the students huddled in his office.
When they had entered the principal's office the six 'chaste' students were greeted by their principal straddling Mr Choi's lap, making out so libidinously that they should, by all means, have been on fire. The students had watched their innocence be ripped into millions of tiny pieces, then incinerated and finally buried as their teacher and principal started moaning and groaning against each other. Mimi had, once again, done the responsible thing and cleared her throat.
The principal was now standing, his arms crossed over his chest, still wearing his maid cos-play, fuming and glaring at the students who had disrupted his alone time with 'Won-won' **No Harry Potter copyright violation intended** "What do you want?" he barked, making the students flinch. "Or are you just here to stare at my glorious beauty?" He spread his arms, gesturing to all of him.
Yunho snorted at that **bad move**. His face blanched as principal Heechul turned his head slowly to glare at him with a frenzied look of icy ire. "Mr Jung, I'm sire you getting the hell out of here will make your life expectancy much much longer." He smiled, his voice cracking in the furious madness of his unconcealed threat. Yunho shuddered and left the office in a frightened sprint, fearing for his life.
"And you!", he turned his attention to the frozen fivesome **i dont care if its not a word** "Who are you and what do you want?!"
They glanced at each other, debating whether they should say something or just leave. Siwon was leaning on a bookcase behind the principals desk smoking. One look at his face and the students decided it's probably better to come back later.
"Um... no it's fine, we were just leaving..." Changmin started to move towards the door.
"If you don't tell me why you dared interrupt my meeting **yeah right!** with Wonwo- I mean Mr Choi, I will kiss each and every one of you, then lock you up in my basement and have my way with you!", he threatened.
Lily laughed awkwardly. "You can't do that! ... right?"
An evil glint brightened the principal's eye. "Try me."
"We're sorry!" Blondie flung herself at the principal's feet, grabbing on of his knees childishly. "We're sorry! We're just foreigners! We only wanted to know where we're gonna live! We never meant to disturb you! Please don't KISS us!", she cried.
Aw, she's like a cute puppy. The principal patted the sobbing girl on the head. "It's ok, it's ok." he soothed, disentangling his leg, then going to sit behind his desk. "Siwon, we'll continue our 'meeting' later." He gave his employee a meaningful look.
"Ok, babe." Siwon pecked Heechul on the lips, ruining whatever simile of a business meeting his boss was trying to attempt. He walked out glowering at the five imbeciles that interrupted his hot afternoon.
The five idiots stared half-disgusted at their principal blushing and giggling like a high school girl **oh the irony**. He snapped his head up, and the students pretended to be suddenly very interested in some invisible thread on their shirts.
"Alrighty then," Heechul took out a folder from his desk drawer and started flipping through it. "You guys must be the foreign exchange students" **No DUH!** He looked up, scrutinizing Blondie first then moving on to the other girls, until his gaze reached Xiao Long, to whom he awarded a seductive smile and a wink. Xiao Long quickly hid behind Changmin, thanking all that is holy that the younger boy was taller than him.
"And Minnie must be here, because he's too smart to be a sophomore."
Mimi guffawed, laughing unashamedly at Changmin's nickname, she was soon joined by the other three foreigners. Changmin glowered in the corner, muttering to himself gloomily.
"Silence!" Heechul shouted, successfully shutting them up. "First things first. You will be staying at my house." The foreigners exchanged fearful looks, the basement threat still ringing in their ears. "I don't live their, currently." General sigh of relief. "You'll be with my nephew, Kim Jaejoong."
"You're Jaejoong's uncle?" Mimi asked incredulously.
"Well I see where he gets his androgynousness from." Xiao Long commented.
"Is that a word? Isn't it more like androgynouity?" Mimi pondered
"Maybe... Androgynity?" Xiao Long pondered with her.
"No, that doesn't sound right androgynosity, maybe?"
"Hmm... How about androynousment?"
"Hmm... Androgynment?"
"Will somebody get these two nincompoops **haha he said poop** a dictionary?!" Heechul screeched, startling them out of their conversation. They quickly apologized before the principal could throw another temper tantrum.
After three breathing exercises, Heechul managed to calm down. "Here are your keys." He handed each of them a key, "Now go away." He swatted the air in their direction, indicating that they should shoo. "I need to talk to Minnie privately"
They all gave Changmin an apologetic and concerned look and a pat on the back, meant to say 'FIGHTING!', as they exited the room shutting the door carefully behind them. They stood outside for a while, taking a moment of silence for their fallen comrade. Suddenly Lily smacked herself on the forehead.
"What's wrong?" Blondie asked.
"He didn't give us the address!"
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07
**AAAAAAAHHH!!! hope you enjoyed the Sichulness of this chap... siiigh, my fingers are doing the death dance! I shall go attend to my homework now!!! goodbye! leave a comment if you want :D! Tiredness... overwhelming... Must... Sleep... noooow.
Characters: DBSK, big bang, some 2pm, suju
Pairings: mostly yunjae, yusoo
Genre: humour, highschool
Length: chaptered
Rating:pg
Summary: 4 foreigners arrive in a Korean highschool and decide to meddle in yunho and jaejoong's lovelife
Disclaimer: Ok so a bunch of other fics have this so i thought maybe i should put it up too.. teehee. So i don't own anything or anybody anywhere here.. except maybe the 4 foreigners... and the plot... so yeah... no ownage, although owning JJ would be sooo.. but i digress..
Previous Chapters
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
Chapter 3
Chapter 2
Chapter 1
Chapter 6
"Did you not see the 'Do not Disturb' sign?!" The principal screeched at the students huddled in his office.
When they had entered the principal's office the six 'chaste' students were greeted by their principal straddling Mr Choi's lap, making out so libidinously that they should, by all means, have been on fire. The students had watched their innocence be ripped into millions of tiny pieces, then incinerated and finally buried as their teacher and principal started moaning and groaning against each other. Mimi had, once again, done the responsible thing and cleared her throat.
The principal was now standing, his arms crossed over his chest, still wearing his maid cos-play, fuming and glaring at the students who had disrupted his alone time with 'Won-won' **No Harry Potter copyright violation intended** "What do you want?" he barked, making the students flinch. "Or are you just here to stare at my glorious beauty?" He spread his arms, gesturing to all of him.
Yunho snorted at that **bad move**. His face blanched as principal Heechul turned his head slowly to glare at him with a frenzied look of icy ire. "Mr Jung, I'm sire you getting the hell out of here will make your life expectancy much much longer." He smiled, his voice cracking in the furious madness of his unconcealed threat. Yunho shuddered and left the office in a frightened sprint, fearing for his life.
"And you!", he turned his attention to the frozen fivesome **i dont care if its not a word** "Who are you and what do you want?!"
They glanced at each other, debating whether they should say something or just leave. Siwon was leaning on a bookcase behind the principals desk smoking. One look at his face and the students decided it's probably better to come back later.
"Um... no it's fine, we were just leaving..." Changmin started to move towards the door.
"If you don't tell me why you dared interrupt my meeting **yeah right!** with Wonwo- I mean Mr Choi, I will kiss each and every one of you, then lock you up in my basement and have my way with you!", he threatened.
Lily laughed awkwardly. "You can't do that! ... right?"
An evil glint brightened the principal's eye. "Try me."
"We're sorry!" Blondie flung herself at the principal's feet, grabbing on of his knees childishly. "We're sorry! We're just foreigners! We only wanted to know where we're gonna live! We never meant to disturb you! Please don't KISS us!", she cried.
Aw, she's like a cute puppy. The principal patted the sobbing girl on the head. "It's ok, it's ok." he soothed, disentangling his leg, then going to sit behind his desk. "Siwon, we'll continue our 'meeting' later." He gave his employee a meaningful look.
"Ok, babe." Siwon pecked Heechul on the lips, ruining whatever simile of a business meeting his boss was trying to attempt. He walked out glowering at the five imbeciles that interrupted his hot afternoon.
The five idiots stared half-disgusted at their principal blushing and giggling like a high school girl **oh the irony**. He snapped his head up, and the students pretended to be suddenly very interested in some invisible thread on their shirts.
"Alrighty then," Heechul took out a folder from his desk drawer and started flipping through it. "You guys must be the foreign exchange students" **No DUH!** He looked up, scrutinizing Blondie first then moving on to the other girls, until his gaze reached Xiao Long, to whom he awarded a seductive smile and a wink. Xiao Long quickly hid behind Changmin, thanking all that is holy that the younger boy was taller than him.
"And Minnie must be here, because he's too smart to be a sophomore."
Mimi guffawed, laughing unashamedly at Changmin's nickname, she was soon joined by the other three foreigners. Changmin glowered in the corner, muttering to himself gloomily.
"Silence!" Heechul shouted, successfully shutting them up. "First things first. You will be staying at my house." The foreigners exchanged fearful looks, the basement threat still ringing in their ears. "I don't live their, currently." General sigh of relief. "You'll be with my nephew, Kim Jaejoong."
"You're Jaejoong's uncle?" Mimi asked incredulously.
"Well I see where he gets his androgynousness from." Xiao Long commented.
"Is that a word? Isn't it more like androgynouity?" Mimi pondered
"Maybe... Androgynity?" Xiao Long pondered with her.
"No, that doesn't sound right androgynosity, maybe?"
"Hmm... How about androynousment?"
"Hmm... Androgynment?"
"Will somebody get these two nincompoops **haha he said poop** a dictionary?!" Heechul screeched, startling them out of their conversation. They quickly apologized before the principal could throw another temper tantrum.
After three breathing exercises, Heechul managed to calm down. "Here are your keys." He handed each of them a key, "Now go away." He swatted the air in their direction, indicating that they should shoo. "I need to talk to Minnie privately"
They all gave Changmin an apologetic and concerned look and a pat on the back, meant to say 'FIGHTING!', as they exited the room shutting the door carefully behind them. They stood outside for a while, taking a moment of silence for their fallen comrade. Suddenly Lily smacked herself on the forehead.
"What's wrong?" Blondie asked.
"He didn't give us the address!"
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07
**AAAAAAAHHH!!! hope you enjoyed the Sichulness of this chap... siiigh, my fingers are doing the death dance! I shall go attend to my homework now!!! goodbye! leave a comment if you want :D! Tiredness... overwhelming... Must... Sleep... noooow.