Stop Crumbling the Cookie!
Title: Stop crumbling the cookie!
Characters: DBSK
Pairings: mostly yunjae, yusoo
Genre: humour, highschool, a bit cracky
Length: chaptered
Rating:pg
Summary: Jaejoong just got dumped by his super hot boyfriend and drags his friend to a frat party. But when he gets a little too drunk and ends up getting almost everyone he meets as drunk as he is, things start going bad. After, kind of sort of, accidentaly on purpose, sleeping with his arch-nemesis (or best friend... whatever), Jaejoong's life turns upside down and inside out. Now he must battle determined grandma's and mother's, and a really bitchy chick, (not actually beat them up, cuz... that's mean... especially the grandma) to be free to find his own happiness... whatever the hell that is.
Disclaimer: Ok so a bunch of other fics have this so i thought maybe i should put it up too.. teehee. So i don't own anything or anybody anywhere here.. except maybe the plot... so yeah... no ownage, although owning JJ would be sooo.. but i digress..
( Chap 1 )/( Chap 2.1 )/( Chap 2.2 )/( Chap 3 )/( Chap 4 )/( Chap 5 )/( Chap 6 )/( Chap 7 )/( Chap 8 )/( Chap 9 )/( Chap 10.1 )/( Chap 10.2 )/ ( Chap 11 )/( Chap 12 )/( Chap 13 )/( Chap 14 )/( Chap 15 )/( Chap 16 )/( Chap 17 )/( Chap 18 )
**Warning! This Chap is NC-17, so if you're not into it, don't read it :P**
Chapter 19
It was such a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the grass was green -probably green under the light coat of snow-, the birds were singing, and the cats were eating them, and all was well in the world. I sighed happily, leaning my head in my hands, and heard a similar sigh on my left. Yoochun also seemed to be in freakishly happy land, noticing all the beautiful things that didn't seem to have been there before, like the elegant curve of the pencil shavings, and that quirky curl of the Korean teacher's moustache. We both sighed contentedly again, immersed in our incomparable happiness and joy. Heechul was half-turned on his desk, giving us a suspicious glare every few seconds, probably hopelessly jealous of my and Yoochun's perfect love lives.
"Okay, you two are obviously hiding something from me. Spill!" He demanded imperiously. "You first." He pointed at me.
"Well-"
"Whaaa? How come Jaejoong gets to go first?" Yoochun whined annoyingly. "I'm just as retardedly happy looking as he is!"
"Yes, but Joongie's life is much more dramatic and spazz worthy." Heechul countered. "Plus, his boyfriend is hotter."
"Uh, hellooo! My boyfriend's parents are in the MAFIA!!! How much more dramatic can you get?" Yoochun huffed. "And Junsu is just as hot as Yunho is! I mean have you seen his ass?"
"No, but obviously you have." I snickered. Heechul high-fived me.
Yoochun ignored us and kept on his insane ramblings. "It's perfect! It looks like a peach, or an apple! Maybe even a kiwi!"
"He has a hairy butt?" I asked.
"Shut up!" He smacked the back of my head. "Junsu has the best butt EVER!"
I sighed, feeling incredibly superior to this conversation. Who cares about butts when you've got luuurve? And besides, Yunho has one fine ass, even if you can't compare it to fruit. I wouldn't want to do that anyway!
"Besides," Yoochun continued. "Jaejoong's drama is almost over, since Yunho already confessed his love to him."
"Well, actually it's complete-"
"WHAT?!" Heechul screeched, his cat-like eyes zeroing in evilly on me. “Yunho confessed to you?!”
“Oh yeah, it happened on Tuesday.” I nodded happily. “And yesterday-”
“And I wasn’t informed? WHY WASN’T I INFORMED?!?!?!?” He squawked at Yoochun.
“What are you getting mad at me for? It’s Jaejoong’s love life!” Yoochun wailed.
“I expect Jaejoong to be stupid and secretive and not tell us anything, but you Yoochun? I thought we had something special: a bond that went beyond petty things like other people’s privacy, and loyalty. I see now that I was wrong.” Heechul shook his head sadly, getting his drama queen on. “You will regret the day you crossed me, Kim Heechul the third.” He pointed dramatically at Yoochun.
“Changmin didn’t tell you either!” He cried in panic, sending me please-dear-God-help-me-out glances, which I pointedly ignored, snickering evilly in my sleeve.
“Changmin isn’t here right now, is he?!?” Heechul squawked, slapping Yoochun’s head lightly and repeatedly.
“Stop it!” Yoochun whined. “It doesn’t hurt or anything, but it’s so annoying!”
“HEY!” The teacher shouted, making us all jump. “If you tard monkeys want to gossip and cluck, then do it OUTSIDE! Other people are trying to learn!”
I looked around wondering who these elusive “other people” were. No one seemed to be paying much attention to the mildly attractive teacher. The students were mostly leaning closer to us to hear our conversation. Except maybe the creepy emo kid who sits in the back. He’s probably summoning demons and whatnot. “Excuse me!” Heechul spat at the teacher. “We were having a CONVERSATION! Thank you.” He rolled his eyes dramatically. “Teachers. What can you do?”
“Anyway, so about my love life…” Yoochun went on an hour long blah about how amazing Junsu is, and how in love with him he is, and how they’re going to have lots and lots of children, and he really wants to name one of them Mickey, and went on and on and on. By the time he shut the hell up, the bell had rung and I had to go to my stupid P.E. class.
“What do you mean its swimming season? It’s the middle of February!” I griped as I followed Heechul into the locker rooms.
“It’s almost March. And don’t diss swimming season!” He smacked me. “There are some sexy ass people in our class, and they’re all going to be semi-naked! Stop being such a spoilsport!”
“But it’s cooold” I whined.
“The teacher said if you missed one more class he was going to flunk you.” Heechul warned.
I grumbled unhappily. We stood outside in the freezing cold in nothing but our swim trunks. I was shivering so hard my teeth were chattering. Heechul and I had to huddle awkwardly for warmth. “N-n-n-no h-h-h-hugging-g-g-g.” He pouted.
“B-b-b-but we c-c-can’t h-h-huddle f-f-for warmth if-f-f you’re a m-m-mile aw-w-way fr-r-from me!” I countered, but Heechul remained adamant.
“Hey, Jae-baby.” A complete jackass’s voice called from behind me. I groaned. I forgot that idiot was in my gym class. I guess I really shouldn’t have skipped so much.
“W-w-w-what d-d-do y-y-y-y-y.” I sighed, deciding not to waste the rest of my breath on this asshole. I wish Yunho was here to warm me up. Hehehe.
“Wow, Jae, I didn’t think just seeing me would bring out your perverted smile.” Ass face laughed. What an idiot! He was BEHIND me! And therefore I wasn’t seeing him at ALL! How did he see my pervy smile? Oh there’s a mirror there. Huh. Who puts a mirror at a pool? And when did I get a pervy smile?! Who put it there?
Yunho… I glared into the mirror, shaking my fist mentally at him. “Rain, remember when I told you I would kill you if you ever spoke to me again?” I said, feeling much warmer with thoughts of Yunho in my head. I turned around and shot daggers at him through my eyes. Holy crap! When did he get so ugly? Must be from getting beaten up so much. Hah! “So, this is your warning, and if you don’t leave me the hell alone, I’m going to have to murder you.” I turned back towards the mirror. Damn, I look good! Even though I’m getting kind of blue, this is just horrible for my complexion. I looked at the corner of the mirror and noticed Rain’s lips were moving. Oops.
“-Won’t you?” He asked with a disfigured pleading look on his face.
“I have no idea what you just said, but I’m pretty sure the answer is no.” I told him, without bothering to turn away from my awesomeness. On the right hand corner of the mirror, I noticed the tall familiar silhouette of my boyfriend (SQUEAAL) walking towards the swimming pool. Fully dressed and with a coat on, might I add. Our eyes met in the mirror, and a crazy grin spread across my face, and I turned to run to him, and get him to share his coat.
“See how happy you are to see me?” Rain smirked stupidly at me.
“Shut up. I’m going to see Yunho, you fart.” I stuck my tongue out at him, and was about to stalk off dramatically towards Yunho, but he grabbed me by the arm, and pushed me roughly up against the wall next to the mirror. “Okay, ow.”
“I’ll make you love me, again.” He growled creepily. Ew.
“Oh God, what the hell are you doing?” I tried to shove him up, but he was all gross and pressing up close to me. Oh God, it was just gross. “Okay, get the hell off me.” He pressed his lips into my neck and my entire body literally cringed. “Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Stop it! Get off me!” I pushed his face away from me. “Don’t touch me!”
I saw Yunho running at the side of the pool, and Rain’s gross hands pressed against my chest. Oh God this is disgusting. “Do you like it?”
“Ugh, this is disgusting.” I grabbed his shoulders and raised my knee swiftly, kneeing him hard in the groin.
“Holy-” Rain folded himself in half, clutching his man parts. HAH!
“Told you to get off me.” I huffed.
Yunho appeared next to me, and jump kicked Rain in the face. He stumbled backwards and fell into the pool. I burst into laughter. “What did he do?” Yunho growled.
“Eh.” I shrugged. “He tried to rape me or something. It was gross.” I shuddered.
Yunho grabbed my arm, and pulled me after him into the locker room. The teacher tried to stop him on his angry walk of insanity, but Yunho shot him a glare, and he just backed off. What a douchebag. He can just stand there with all his winter gear on, while we freeze outside with nothing but swimsuits on. Yunho pushed me into the locker room. “Get dressed, we’re going home.”
“What? Why?” I asked, as he started pulling out my clothes and tossing them at me. “Okay, okay. Jeez.” I pulled my pants and shirt on. Yunho passed me my coat. I barely had time to pull it on and Yunho was already pulling me after him into a parking lot. He opened the car door for me, and drove off. “Yunho, are you okay?”
“I didn’t even get to touch you and that asshole…” Yunho muttered angrily, pushing the gas down. The engine roared. “I hope he drowns.”
“Relax, Yunho. Nothing happened.” I rolled my eyes.
He swerved the car into the parking-lot. He didn’t even wait for me to open the door. He pulled it open and dragged me out. He picked me up, princess style and practically ran into the mansion.Yunho stormed into our bedroom, with me still in his arms, and started stripping my clothes off. “What are you doing? Put me down!” I struggled against him, as he tossed my shirt into a dark corner, and proceeded to rid me of my denim slacks, and then my boxers.
He carried me, butt naked, into the bathroom and dropped me into the bathtub like it was nobody’s business. I landed with a splash; half the water in the tub flowed over, and splashed onto his clothes. His white shirt became see-through, revealing the tan muscles of his flat stomach. His hands slammed down on the edge of the tub, and he glared down at me. “Where did he touch you?” He growled, his eyes burning in a fiery passion.
“Yunho, don’t you think you’re overreacting a little bit?” I said softly.
“No, I don’t think I’m overreacting at all. Where did he touch you?” He leaned down, and kissed me hard.
“MM!” I moaned into his mouth, and pulled back from him. “Relax, okay? I didn’t feel anything! And you came in before anything serious happened. It’s okay!”
“He’s dirty. He made you dirty.” He grunted, leaning over the bath tub to me. “I don’t like it when my things get dirty.” His hot breath rolled over me, making my skin tingle excitingly. He pushed his lips against mine, more gently this time.
“Oh, so I’m just a thing to you now?” I turned my head and pouted unhappily. “I’m just your little toy?”
“Don’t twist my words, Boo~” Yunho purred. He swiped his tongue over my cheekbone. “You know I love you.” He smiled, and then suddenly his mood darkened. “Now, tell me where he touched you.”
“Why? Are you going to purify me?” I laughed derisively.
“You need to get clean.” He whispered, biting my earlobe gently. My heart started beating furiously in my chest.
I pushed him away from me. “I can get clean all by myself, thank you very much.” I huffed, reaching for the loofa on the small stand near the bathtub. Yunho grabbed it before I could, and held it just out of reach from me. “What are you doing? Give it back!” I tried to take it without getting up, but failed miserably.
“Let me help you scrub that dirt off your body.” He sighed sexily, and winked.
“I can scrub by myself!” I laughed, still reaching for the loofa. I pushed myself up, sloshing towards him nakedly. “Seriously, Yunho! Give it back! It’s not funny.”
“It’s not supposed to be funny.” His arm went around my waist, and he pulled me to his chest, getting all his clothes wet. “I’m really mad right now.”
“More like really horny.” I scoffed, letting him reach down and take my hands in his. I felt my pervy smile stretch my lips. “Now that I’m your boyfriend you think you have a free pass to my ass?”
“Hmm, a free pass, eh?” His looked up from my hands. “And where would I get this… ass pass?” He smirked, pulling my hands behind my back.
“Hah! Like I would give YOU a pass.” I scoffed. Yunho bit my neck. “Slow down, vampire.”
Yunho smiled, and slowly lowered me down into the bathtub, still holding my hands in his. “Then I guess I’ll just have to take it myself.” He smiled evilly.
Suddenly, my hands were lashed together behind my back with his tie, and he was biting at my cheekbones, and my lips. “Do you pull all this crap out your ass?” I grumbled unhappily, struggling to stand up without using my hands. “I thought you were over the whole bondage phase!”
“You wouldn’t let me help you wash. It’s rude to not accept someone’s kindness, Jae.” He hummed. Yunho slid the loofa down my body, and I bit back a moan.
“What kindness?” I gasped. “You’re just taking advantage of me.”
“I don’t hear you complaining” Yunho threw the loofa over his shoulder and leaned down closer to me. “Where did he touch you?” He growled.
“Hm?” I blinked at him innocently. “To whom are you referring?”
“You know… my parents really did stock up that closet in our bedroom. I wonder what other toys we could play with…” He stood up and made to go to the closet. “I’m sure you wouldn’t object since you’re a bit… tied up at the moment.”
“Okay, okay! I get it! Come back!” I cried, failing to get up.
He kneeled down on the floor near the tub. He dipped his finger in the water, making circular motions in it. “Are you going to tell me where he touched you?”
“It’s embarrassing.” I pouted.
“Tell me.” He growled seductively, leaning over until his face was about an inch from mine. “Or I’m bringing out the big guns.”
“Perv. You’ll probably do it anyway.” I huffed.
“But do you really want to take the chance?” His tongue slid over the edges of my ear. My whole body shivered. “Where. Did. He. Touch. You?” He bit my earlobe at every word.
“Um… like… my neck.” I whispered, blushing crazily.
Yunho lathered his hands up with soap and went to kneel behind me. He kneaded my neck skilfully. I sighed with relief, letting my muscles relax. Oooh! He’s really good at massages. I leaned my head back, and let him work out all the kinks out of my neck. “Mm…” I hummed. “Can you… yeah, right there… oooh~”
“Where else?” Yunho breathed on my neck.
“Aw, can’t you do my neck a bit longer?” I moaned. “I’ve been soooo stressed out lately.”
“God, you’re so adorable.” He pulled my head lower, covering my forehead with his hand. My arms were folding uncomfortably in the water beneath me, but I didn’t care. “I love you.” He kissed my lips upside down. I moved my lips with his.
“Mm, spider-man kiss.” I giggled against his mouth.
“Where else?” He moaned, his tongue tracing my lips.
“Hmm… Lower.” I whispered, letting my tongue peek out and play with his. My eyes fluttered close.
“Oh.” I heard the perverted smile in his voice. His soapy hands slipped over my shoulders, moving down to my chest. “Here?”
“Getting warmer.” I snickered.
“Then…” His fingers skimmed over my nipples, and I gasped. “Here?”
“Bingo.” I laughed and moaned when his fingers twisted my nubs. “Right… oooh…”
“Does it feel good?” Yunho whispered deliciously in my ear, his fingers still expertly tweaking me into a moaning mess. “Hmm? Does it?”
“Mm… Yes… Oooh! Don’t stop…” I gasped when one of his hands left my chest, moving lower on my body. I tried to reach down and pull his hand back up, but I only achieved in getting myself some rope burn.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk.” He tutted disappointedly. “And they call me a pervert. Look at you. All wanton and whimpering, and I still have all my clothes on.” Yunho snickered. “Tell me, did you moan like this when Rain touched you?”
“OH!” My breath caught in my throat, when his wandering hand reached my length. He trailed his fingers up and down slowly, fingering the tip. “Mm… Yunnie… don’t tease.”
“Answer the question, Boo~” His fingers drew half circles around the base.
“Unf… No!” I gasped, my whole body twitching for more of his touch. “I-I… didn’t… Please, please, please.”
“Please what?” His fingers curled loosely around the base of my member. “Who else do you beg to touch you like this, huh?” He growled in my ear.
“N-n-n…. Mmmmm….” I moaned, as his hands ghosted up and down my length. “Nobody! Jus… Yunho please…” I turned my head and pressed my lips into the curve under his jaw. I felt him shiver over me, so I let my tongue tease circles into his skin. “So naughty… My Yunho.” I kissed him again.
“Hah…” Yunho’s fist curled tighter around my member, as a nervous reflex.
“YES!” I moaned, biting his flesh, trying to pull out more of a reaction. I gyrated my hips into his hand, and moaned with the tingling pleasure.
“You little cheat.” He laughed, pulling his hand away from me, and I whimpered at the loss. “Bad boy, Joongie.” He stood up.
“Where are you going?” I struggled to get up. “GAH!” I groaned, turning my fingers around, trying to undo the knot. “Were you in the navy?” I growled, trying to figure out how to free myself.
“I was a scout, remember?” He said proudly. Yunho walked around the bath tub and stood at the end of it. “That’s a slipknot (I have no idea, I was a fail at girl scouts), hardest to get out of.”
“HAH! I was a better scout than you, remember?” I stuck my tongue out, dangling the loosened tie in front of me. “Why didn’t I think of this before?” I sighed.
“You were too busy enjoying yourself, Boo.” He snickered. He watched me push myself up out of the bathtub, still hard, and grab onto his shirt and rip it apart. The buttons flew off, bouncing and scattering on the bathroom floor. “That was my favourite shirt.” He smirked, pulling it off his shoulders.
“Too bad. I prefer you naked.” I purred. “Now drop your pants.”
“Maybe I’ll not have sex with you more often. You’re hot when you’re needy.” He pushed his lips up against mine.
I reached down between us and started working on his button and zipper. “Commando?” I smiled against his lips.
“You know it.” Yunho wrapped his arms around me, holding me to his chest. His pants dropped to his ankles, and it sounded like he kicked them off, but I wasn’t paying much attention to his pants at this point. Yunho placed his arm on the small of my back and leaned me down to reach the knobs for the shower.
“It’s not shower time now.” I pouted, as the water sprinkled down on my head.
“You’re soapy.” He let me rinse for about two more seconds before pulling me out of the bath, and wrapping a towel around me. “There. Perfect.” He grabbed my hand and ran off towards our bedroom, literally throwing me onto the bed before climbing on top of me.
“Impatient, are we?” I smirked. I reached up and laced my arms around his neck, curling my fingers in his soft silky hair to pull his face down to mine. His arms grabbed hold of my shoulder blades, his fingers sinking into my skin. His mouth was hot against mine, as our tongues met together in a sensual dance of hotness. I felt him harden against my groin. We rocked our hips together, whimpering with small shocks of pleasure. “M… More…” I breathed into his mouth.
“Who’s impatient, now?” He growled low. His hands slipped down my back and he caressed my waist slowly. His lips started a slow wet trail from my chin to my neck, then down to the crook in my collar bone. His tongue skimmed against the dent, and I let out an abandoned cry. “So delicious.” Yunho whispered, so low I barely heard him. “All mine.”
His hands grabbed my butt cheeks firmly and squeezed, making me yip. He kneaded my butt forcefully, spreading my butt cheeks apart. “I missed my Pooky.” Yunho sighed contentedly.
I laughed out loud. “You are so stupid.” I grabbed his head, and knocked my forehead with his. He looked up into my eyes, pouting unhappily. His eyes softened slowly, and his right hand came up to stroke my face. I twisted my fingers into his hair and kissed him gently. “I love you.”
Yunho smiled goofily at me. “Really?” He kissed my chin and my nose. I nodded, blushing viciously. His chocolate eyes sparkled brightly. “I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of hearing that.” He murmured. Yunho’s hand slid down my chest, and over my tummy to curl around my hardened member. “I love you too, Boo.” He stroked me gently. I threw my head back, my blood pumping with a mix of pain and pleasure.
“Mm… Oooh… Yes~” I moaned heedlessly, reaching down between our closely pressed bodies and grabbing hold of his thick erection, pumping it at a slow steady pace. It was amazingly erotic, us completely naked and jerking each other off.
“Mm, Jae… Oh Boo…” Yunho hummed, moving his hand faster. His tongue slid out, tracing my jaw line, until it slid past my lips. He ran it over my teeth, and I smiled.
“Hah… Yunho… I-I I need you…” I moaned into his mouth, trying to take in as much of his flavour as possible. His pre-cum was trailing down my fingers, and I had a sudden urge to lick them. He whimpered loudly when I released him. Yunho stared at me questioningly when I raised my hand to my lips. He watched me lick his taste off my fingers obscenely, his eyes dark and wild. “Strawberries?” I arched an eyebrow at him.
With his free hand, he thrust a teasing finger inside me, still stroking me sinfully with the other one. “You are so naughty.” He growled in my ear, his finger stroking my inner walls, in search for my sweet spot. “I should lock you up in here forever.” My entire body rocked with shivers of pleasure when his nail brushed an intensely gratifying nerve.
“Oh yes~… Okay! YES~ Lock me up.” I moaned wantonly, as he pressed another digit inside me. “I-I-I-I…” Aw, hell. I grabbed Yunho’s face, and mashed our lips together. My upper body was starting to feel neglected and lonely. I proceeded to teasing my own damn nipples. Don’t need Yunho for that. “Mm… Hah…”
“Oh God…” Yunho moaned, his lusty eyes watching me touch myself. “That is so fucking hot.” His fingers started scissoring inside me, and I suffered another round of torturous pleasure. “Oh…” He gasped when I reached down to grab his dick again.
I slid my palm up his entire length, marvelling at its size. My other hand was still working on my hardened nubs, taking turns. I wondered idly if I could reach low enough to lick them, somewhat surprised that I was able to form any kind of train of thought, with the constant pleasurable assaults on my being. I was about to test it out, but Yunho forced a third finger into me, twisting the intrusions around and prodding my sweet spot. I convulsed in delight. His decadent fingers sent me spiralling over the edge, and I came violently. My vision darkened for a short while, and when I opened my eyes, Yunho was putting the lube bottle back on the night-table. “What the flipping hell…?” I gasped. “Did I just pass out?”
“Shh…” Yunho kissed me gently on the lips. “Just for a bit.” He smiled his stupid crooked sexy smile at me. “Guess I really do make magic sex, huh?”
“You have got to be kidding me.” I laughed. “Well, this is a blow to my ego. You weren’t even inside me it was just your fingers. So embarrassing” I pouted.
Yunho’s expression was gleeful. “It’s an amazing boost to mine.”
“Well… Fuck.” I laughed.
“Don’t mind if I do.” I don’t know how I failed to notice that my legs were already pushed apart, and my knees were almost near my face. It was really dark. Yunho positioned himself and rammed into me, stretching me to fit him. I flexed my muscles, adjusting to the now familiar feeling of him. Yunho moaned. “God, you’re so hot, and tight.” He stroked my manhood slowly, and playfully, until I was as hard as he felt.
“Am I going to have to wait for a long time?” I smirked at him.
Yunho pulled almost completely out before ramming violently back in, hitting my sweet pot with insane accuracy. Heated desire rocked through me, from my hairline to the tip of my toes. My fingers dug into Yunho’s back, trying to pull him closer, hug him so close to me it would be like we were one. “Oh… Yes… Yunho, Yunho… Oh my God.” His arm wrapped around my waist, as he thrust in me with a quick needy pace. His free hand pushed away the sweat stained hair sticking to my forehead. His eyes were black and sexy as he pressed our lips together, swallowing my random words.
“Jae… Oh Jae… I’m so close… soo…” Yunho breathed. He reached down and started jerking me off at a dysfunctional pace. Our chests were flushed together. The air was tinted in an irresistible mix of sweat, heat and sex. Our breaths mingled together as we kissed, intoxicating and heady, groping at each other like our lives depended on it, until we reached our orgasm, spiralling high with pleasure.
Yunho slid out slowly, rolling over onto his back on the bed next to me. We were both breathing erratically, trying to catch our breaths. I wiped the sweat off my forehead, and turned to Yunho to make a witty comment, but he was asleep. Are you serious? How can he sleep when we just had super awesome sex? I glared at his peaceful sleeping face. Well I’m not going to take this lying down. I got off the bed and snuck down the small hallway.
~~~
“Yunho… Yunho! Wake up, Sleepy head.” I crooned in Yunho’s ear. His eyes snapped open, and he muttered something unintelligible, before I shut him up with my lips. I was sitting on top of him, straddling his hips. He blinked up at me. “I was just wondering... Baby.” I smirked when his eyes widened at the nickname. “Could you, maybe let me top this time?”
“W-w-what? Why? I thought you liked being bottom.” Yunho choked, panic clear in his pretty chocolate eyes.
“Pleeeeeease.” I imitated Yunho’s kicked puppy face. His expression was pained. “I promise you’ll like it. Pretty, pretty, pretty pleeease.” I jutted out my lower lip for added effect.
Yunho seemed to be having an impossibly complex inner struggle. “But… But Jae, I…”
“Pleeeaaase.” I widened my eyes, making them as teary looking as possible.
“Fiiiine! Just stop looking at me like that.” Yunho groaned, covering my face with his palm. “God, I’m starting to act like you.” He grumbled.
“And that’s a bad thing, becauuuuuuse..?” I reached behind me and grabbed hold of his manhood, caressing it slowly and languidly into life.
“Oooh… No… not bad…” He gasped, rolling his hips against my hand, and I pulled it away swiftly. “Hey… Don’t stop.”
“Nuh-uh.” I pressed two fingers against his lips. “Suck.” He gave me a quizzical look. “You don’t want me to go in dry, do you?” He shot me an unhappy glare, before peeking his tongue out, and sliding it up and down my fingers. He grabbed my wrist and pulled the extremities into his mouth. I don’t know how he was able to turn me on just by licking at my fingers, but Yunho does magic sex, so really I shouldn’t be surprised. “Alright.” I pulled my fingers out of his mouth. “Are you ready, Baby?” I smirked, my voice came out husky.
“Okay, but… please be gentle.” He whimpered, shutting his eyes and turning his head away. I smirked.
I contorted myself a bit uncomfortably, and slid my spit slicked fingers into my entrance, squirming trickily. I rubbed up and down my inner walls, trying to dispel the awkward feeling. It worked. I slipped in my other finger, trying to reach up and find my sweet spot. How does Yunho do it so easily? Gah.
“Okay, the wait is torturous, Jae… Jae?” Yunho opened one eye carefully, then the other one. His lips twisted in a wicked sexy smirk. He sat himself up on the bed, which brought his face so close to mine I could feel his breath on my lips. “Having trouble?”
“You have no idea.” I growled, trying to reach the right spot, and failing miserably.
Yunho pushed his two fingers past my lips. “Suck.” He ordered. I smirked at him and happily complied, taking his fingers into my mouth. I ran the tip of my tongue up and down the digits, twirling it around each one, and sucking on them. Yunho moaned loudly. “Mm… Jae.” He pulled his fingers out and replaced them with his lips. “Let me help you out.”
“Sometime today I hope.” I growled impatiently.
“Feisty.” Yunho laughed, adding his fingers to mine. He pushed my fingers in further and in the complete opposite direction I was rubbing at. I’m such a fail. “You fail.” Yunho laughed. “Your sweet spot’s right here, Boo.” He pressed my fingers against it, making them rub it abusively.
“Oh… Yun… OH!” I gasped and somehow moaned at the same time. It was weird. “Mm… Yes~ Oh that’s good… yes, yes, yes, yes, Yunho, Yunho, Yunho… Hnnnh…” I chanted as he pressed his lips into the dent in my collarbone.
“I think you’re ready, Boo.” He whispered, pulling his godly fingers out, and mine at the same time.
“Lie down.” I commanded superiorly. Yunho laughed and laid back down, obviously relieved that I hadn’t meant to ravage his precious butt. I smirked. “You look like you’re enjoying this.” I settled myself on top of him, ready for my descent.
“Oh yea- what’s that?”
“This?” I held up the metallic ring. “Oh, it’s nothing. Just a cock ring. Ooh, and look at this.” I turned it around in my fingers, showing him the tiny switch on the side. “It vibrates too.”
There was a slight pause, and Yunho gulped. “I-Is that for you?” He asked.
“Me? Oh no, no, no.” I smirked, lowering the ring down over his erection. “It’s much too big for me.” Yunho lunged for me, but I was quicker. I slid down the ring, adjusting it to his size, and impaled myself on him, turning on the vibrating setting on. “Oooh, that’s different.” I cocked my head to the side, settling myself on Yunho’s hips, the vibrations of the ring coursing through my body. “I like this.”
Yunho’s hands moved to my hips. “Mm… Feels good.” He murmured.
I splayed my hands against his stomach muscles, and smirked sinfully at Yunho. I pushed myself up and down, his manhood chaffing against my insides, the vibrations running pleasure lines up my spine. I tried different angles until I found the tiny bundle of nerves that sends you up to seventh heaven. Yunho’s eyes rolled back in his head, and his fingers dug into my thighs, almost painfully. I went faster, moving my hips at a swift pace. Yunho started a counter rhythm, thrusting his hips up, as I went down.
“Jae, Jae, Jae… take the ring out… I can’t… Jae.” He was panting erratically. “Please, Boo. I need to co-” I squeezed his member with my inner muscles. “OH! God… Jae, please…”
“You’re begging… I like that.” I slid my hands up his body, sliding my fingers over his nipples, tweaking and teasing them. “I can get used to this.” I added, as Yunho let out a sexy half-moan half animalistic growl. “I love you, Baby.”
“Shhhhh… Mmm… Hah… Jae, please! Oh my- Unf…” Yunho slammed his hips up faster, harder against mine. “Please, I’m com- I can’t- take it off.”
“Hmm… Let me think.” I rocked my hips against his, at a slower rhythm. “No… I like this…” I moaned, revelling in the hot pleasure coursing through my veins, building up slowly, deliciously with the vibrations from the cock ring. “I might even love this.”
“You… are… evil.” Yunho growled. He slowly released one of my hips, and reached for my manhood, pumping it at a racy pace. Heated mix of pain and pleasure ran through me, and I came, spilling all over his abs. “You… made… Please just take it off! I can’t… I need to come, Jae.” His eyes pleaded, desperately. “You made a mess.”
“Hmm… I should clean it up then.” I pushed myself off Yunho, and kneeled down. Oh, this is going to feel weird. I licked my own cum off Yunho’s belly, my tongue lapping him clean. He moaned when it dipped into his belly button.
“Jae… Oh God, that’s hot. Jae, take the ring off.” He pleaded. His eyes staring lustfully at the way I was cleaning up my mess.
“Later.” I smirked. “Much later.” I let my tongue flick against the head of his hot needy member. Yunho’s fists clenched on the bed sheets. I let my breath roll over his hardened member, teasing it with occasional flicks of my tongue. “You look yummy.” I slid the tip of my tongue up from the base of him to the top.
Yunho let out a guttural moan. He reached out, fisting his hand in the hair in the back of my head and pulled me up to him, forcing me to crawl up the bed. He shoved his tongue into my mouth. “Take. It. Off!” He growled against my lips.
I snickered seductively, “Uh…”, and licked his delish lips. “Nah.”
Yunho smirked. “Oh, you’re going to get it.” His arms shot under me and grabbed my thighs. He pulled them forward and I was flipped onto my back on his stomach, then he turned me over on my belly, pulling me backwards. I was on all fours, my face about half an inch from his manhood.
“AAH! What are you doing?” I shouted back at him, but he ignored me. His hands gripped my buttocks and spread them apart. I squeaked when I felt something wet prod at my entrance. My jaw dropped open. He’s not going to…? Is he? I tried to glance at him over my shoulder, but my butt was in the way… talk about weird. Sex is so weird… in a good way.
The wet thing slid up and down, making me moan. “I’ve wanted to try this for a while.” Oh my effing God. It’s his tongue isn’t it? He delved just the tip of it into me, and started pulling me closer. I moaned as the muscle grew thicker the deeper he went in.
“Oh…. Oh~, yes, yes, yes… please… Mmm~ Right there!” I moaned, trying to impale myself on his tongue. The wet intrusion stroked sinfully at my insides, spinning circles with wickedly erotic pressure into my soft spot. I moaned and whimpered, trying to hold myself up on my wobbling arms. I stared at Yunho’s thick throbbing erection, licking my lips slowly. Hihi, two can play at this game. Pulling myself up, I took in the tip of Yunho’s cock in my mouth, sucking and lapping lavishly at it. It vibrated against my tongue. Yunho moaned loudly, his tongue quivering with the sound. I whimpered, pulling more of Yunho into my mouth. He groaned against my butt, and we went in this moaning cycle.
One of Yunho’s hands let go of my butt, and reached over to stroke me off, increasing the speed with the thrusts of his tongue. Without halting the blow job, I slipped my fingers into my mouth, wetting them with saliva. Slowly, I slipped my hand behind Yunho’s back, squeezing his butt before sliding my fingers at his entrance. “Fuck.” Yunho breathed when I slipped a finger in, then the other, while my mouth worked on pumping his hard manhood. He pushed his tongue back in, stroking me off harder. I explored his insides until he let out a loud scream. His teeth sunk into my butt cheeks, and I yipped in surprise. I felt I was about to come, so I slid my fingers out of Yunho, sucking one last time before pulling away. I slid the cock ring off Yunho’s member, before ducking back down and taking him as far as I could into my mouth.
His tongue flicked my sweet spot one last time, and we both came simultaneously. I swallowed as much of his taste as I could, then let him slide out of my mouth. We both just lie where we were, me on Yunho, too exhausted and sated to move.
I pushed myself off him, and dropped down on the bed next to Yunho. “Wow… I didn’t know we could do that.” I gasped. We were both breathing and panting crazily.
“Seriously… what was it like… four times?”
“Yeah… yeah I think it was four… two for you.”
“That last one felt like three.” Yunho gasped. “Don’t ever do that again.”
“Shut up. You loved it.” I raised my hand to smack his chest, but was too lazy to do it so I just dropped it on his face.
Yunho nodded, and sighed. “That was so… good.”
“It was wasn’t it?” I sighed happily. “We should be porn stars.” I giggled.
“I have a camcorder, somewhere.” Yunho wagged his eyebrows.
“Shut up.” I laughed, dropping my hand onto his face again. I glanced over at the clock on the nightstand. “It’s 4:30.”
“4:30? That’s it?” He rolled over to his side to look at the clock.
“You skipped over lunch hour for your boyfriend craze, what did you expect?” I scoffed. “We should go do something.”
“How about…” He leaned his head on my shoulder, reaching up to kiss me on the cheek. “We go take a nice shower, and then we go out… do a little shopping, and go have a nice dinner.” He licked me from my chin to my ear. “And then we’ll come back here for… dessert.”
I felt my mouth stretch into a huge grin. “You mean like a date?”
“It’s not like a date, Boo.” He snickered, kissing my ear. “It is a date.”
“First date.” I smiled brightly.
“It’s a bit late though.”
“Shut up. Better late than never.” I pulled his chin up and kissed his lips. “Let’s go.”
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Epilogue
** YAAAY! Okay okay okay. This is a Christmas present to all them girls who’ve been asking for smut. *blushes* I hope it wasn’t too much of a fail… anyway, so I’m going to be putting in an epilogue after this one. Hee, so it’ll be ending soon :P. Anyway, enjoy! THNX for reading <3**
Characters: DBSK
Pairings: mostly yunjae, yusoo
Genre: humour, highschool, a bit cracky
Length: chaptered
Rating:pg
Summary: Jaejoong just got dumped by his super hot boyfriend and drags his friend to a frat party. But when he gets a little too drunk and ends up getting almost everyone he meets as drunk as he is, things start going bad. After, kind of sort of, accidentaly on purpose, sleeping with his arch-nemesis (or best friend... whatever), Jaejoong's life turns upside down and inside out. Now he must battle determined grandma's and mother's, and a really bitchy chick, (not actually beat them up, cuz... that's mean... especially the grandma) to be free to find his own happiness... whatever the hell that is.
Disclaimer: Ok so a bunch of other fics have this so i thought maybe i should put it up too.. teehee. So i don't own anything or anybody anywhere here.. except maybe the plot... so yeah... no ownage, although owning JJ would be sooo.. but i digress..
( Chap 1 )/( Chap 2.1 )/( Chap 2.2 )/( Chap 3 )/( Chap 4 )/( Chap 5 )/( Chap 6 )/( Chap 7 )/( Chap 8 )/( Chap 9 )/( Chap 10.1 )/( Chap 10.2 )/ ( Chap 11 )/( Chap 12 )/( Chap 13 )/( Chap 14 )/( Chap 15 )/( Chap 16 )/( Chap 17 )/( Chap 18 )
**Warning! This Chap is NC-17, so if you're not into it, don't read it :P**
Chapter 19
It was such a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the grass was green -probably green under the light coat of snow-, the birds were singing, and the cats were eating them, and all was well in the world. I sighed happily, leaning my head in my hands, and heard a similar sigh on my left. Yoochun also seemed to be in freakishly happy land, noticing all the beautiful things that didn't seem to have been there before, like the elegant curve of the pencil shavings, and that quirky curl of the Korean teacher's moustache. We both sighed contentedly again, immersed in our incomparable happiness and joy. Heechul was half-turned on his desk, giving us a suspicious glare every few seconds, probably hopelessly jealous of my and Yoochun's perfect love lives.
"Okay, you two are obviously hiding something from me. Spill!" He demanded imperiously. "You first." He pointed at me.
"Well-"
"Whaaa? How come Jaejoong gets to go first?" Yoochun whined annoyingly. "I'm just as retardedly happy looking as he is!"
"Yes, but Joongie's life is much more dramatic and spazz worthy." Heechul countered. "Plus, his boyfriend is hotter."
"Uh, hellooo! My boyfriend's parents are in the MAFIA!!! How much more dramatic can you get?" Yoochun huffed. "And Junsu is just as hot as Yunho is! I mean have you seen his ass?"
"No, but obviously you have." I snickered. Heechul high-fived me.
Yoochun ignored us and kept on his insane ramblings. "It's perfect! It looks like a peach, or an apple! Maybe even a kiwi!"
"He has a hairy butt?" I asked.
"Shut up!" He smacked the back of my head. "Junsu has the best butt EVER!"
I sighed, feeling incredibly superior to this conversation. Who cares about butts when you've got luuurve? And besides, Yunho has one fine ass, even if you can't compare it to fruit. I wouldn't want to do that anyway!
"Besides," Yoochun continued. "Jaejoong's drama is almost over, since Yunho already confessed his love to him."
"Well, actually it's complete-"
"WHAT?!" Heechul screeched, his cat-like eyes zeroing in evilly on me. “Yunho confessed to you?!”
“Oh yeah, it happened on Tuesday.” I nodded happily. “And yesterday-”
“And I wasn’t informed? WHY WASN’T I INFORMED?!?!?!?” He squawked at Yoochun.
“What are you getting mad at me for? It’s Jaejoong’s love life!” Yoochun wailed.
“I expect Jaejoong to be stupid and secretive and not tell us anything, but you Yoochun? I thought we had something special: a bond that went beyond petty things like other people’s privacy, and loyalty. I see now that I was wrong.” Heechul shook his head sadly, getting his drama queen on. “You will regret the day you crossed me, Kim Heechul the third.” He pointed dramatically at Yoochun.
“Changmin didn’t tell you either!” He cried in panic, sending me please-dear-God-help-me-out glances, which I pointedly ignored, snickering evilly in my sleeve.
“Changmin isn’t here right now, is he?!?” Heechul squawked, slapping Yoochun’s head lightly and repeatedly.
“Stop it!” Yoochun whined. “It doesn’t hurt or anything, but it’s so annoying!”
“HEY!” The teacher shouted, making us all jump. “If you tard monkeys want to gossip and cluck, then do it OUTSIDE! Other people are trying to learn!”
I looked around wondering who these elusive “other people” were. No one seemed to be paying much attention to the mildly attractive teacher. The students were mostly leaning closer to us to hear our conversation. Except maybe the creepy emo kid who sits in the back. He’s probably summoning demons and whatnot. “Excuse me!” Heechul spat at the teacher. “We were having a CONVERSATION! Thank you.” He rolled his eyes dramatically. “Teachers. What can you do?”
“Anyway, so about my love life…” Yoochun went on an hour long blah about how amazing Junsu is, and how in love with him he is, and how they’re going to have lots and lots of children, and he really wants to name one of them Mickey, and went on and on and on. By the time he shut the hell up, the bell had rung and I had to go to my stupid P.E. class.
“What do you mean its swimming season? It’s the middle of February!” I griped as I followed Heechul into the locker rooms.
“It’s almost March. And don’t diss swimming season!” He smacked me. “There are some sexy ass people in our class, and they’re all going to be semi-naked! Stop being such a spoilsport!”
“But it’s cooold” I whined.
“The teacher said if you missed one more class he was going to flunk you.” Heechul warned.
I grumbled unhappily. We stood outside in the freezing cold in nothing but our swim trunks. I was shivering so hard my teeth were chattering. Heechul and I had to huddle awkwardly for warmth. “N-n-n-no h-h-h-hugging-g-g-g.” He pouted.
“B-b-b-but we c-c-can’t h-h-huddle f-f-for warmth if-f-f you’re a m-m-mile aw-w-way fr-r-from me!” I countered, but Heechul remained adamant.
“Hey, Jae-baby.” A complete jackass’s voice called from behind me. I groaned. I forgot that idiot was in my gym class. I guess I really shouldn’t have skipped so much.
“W-w-w-what d-d-do y-y-y-y-y.” I sighed, deciding not to waste the rest of my breath on this asshole. I wish Yunho was here to warm me up. Hehehe.
“Wow, Jae, I didn’t think just seeing me would bring out your perverted smile.” Ass face laughed. What an idiot! He was BEHIND me! And therefore I wasn’t seeing him at ALL! How did he see my pervy smile? Oh there’s a mirror there. Huh. Who puts a mirror at a pool? And when did I get a pervy smile?! Who put it there?
Yunho… I glared into the mirror, shaking my fist mentally at him. “Rain, remember when I told you I would kill you if you ever spoke to me again?” I said, feeling much warmer with thoughts of Yunho in my head. I turned around and shot daggers at him through my eyes. Holy crap! When did he get so ugly? Must be from getting beaten up so much. Hah! “So, this is your warning, and if you don’t leave me the hell alone, I’m going to have to murder you.” I turned back towards the mirror. Damn, I look good! Even though I’m getting kind of blue, this is just horrible for my complexion. I looked at the corner of the mirror and noticed Rain’s lips were moving. Oops.
“-Won’t you?” He asked with a disfigured pleading look on his face.
“I have no idea what you just said, but I’m pretty sure the answer is no.” I told him, without bothering to turn away from my awesomeness. On the right hand corner of the mirror, I noticed the tall familiar silhouette of my boyfriend (SQUEAAL) walking towards the swimming pool. Fully dressed and with a coat on, might I add. Our eyes met in the mirror, and a crazy grin spread across my face, and I turned to run to him, and get him to share his coat.
“See how happy you are to see me?” Rain smirked stupidly at me.
“Shut up. I’m going to see Yunho, you fart.” I stuck my tongue out at him, and was about to stalk off dramatically towards Yunho, but he grabbed me by the arm, and pushed me roughly up against the wall next to the mirror. “Okay, ow.”
“I’ll make you love me, again.” He growled creepily. Ew.
“Oh God, what the hell are you doing?” I tried to shove him up, but he was all gross and pressing up close to me. Oh God, it was just gross. “Okay, get the hell off me.” He pressed his lips into my neck and my entire body literally cringed. “Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Stop it! Get off me!” I pushed his face away from me. “Don’t touch me!”
I saw Yunho running at the side of the pool, and Rain’s gross hands pressed against my chest. Oh God this is disgusting. “Do you like it?”
“Ugh, this is disgusting.” I grabbed his shoulders and raised my knee swiftly, kneeing him hard in the groin.
“Holy-” Rain folded himself in half, clutching his man parts. HAH!
“Told you to get off me.” I huffed.
Yunho appeared next to me, and jump kicked Rain in the face. He stumbled backwards and fell into the pool. I burst into laughter. “What did he do?” Yunho growled.
“Eh.” I shrugged. “He tried to rape me or something. It was gross.” I shuddered.
Yunho grabbed my arm, and pulled me after him into the locker room. The teacher tried to stop him on his angry walk of insanity, but Yunho shot him a glare, and he just backed off. What a douchebag. He can just stand there with all his winter gear on, while we freeze outside with nothing but swimsuits on. Yunho pushed me into the locker room. “Get dressed, we’re going home.”
“What? Why?” I asked, as he started pulling out my clothes and tossing them at me. “Okay, okay. Jeez.” I pulled my pants and shirt on. Yunho passed me my coat. I barely had time to pull it on and Yunho was already pulling me after him into a parking lot. He opened the car door for me, and drove off. “Yunho, are you okay?”
“I didn’t even get to touch you and that asshole…” Yunho muttered angrily, pushing the gas down. The engine roared. “I hope he drowns.”
“Relax, Yunho. Nothing happened.” I rolled my eyes.
He swerved the car into the parking-lot. He didn’t even wait for me to open the door. He pulled it open and dragged me out. He picked me up, princess style and practically ran into the mansion.Yunho stormed into our bedroom, with me still in his arms, and started stripping my clothes off. “What are you doing? Put me down!” I struggled against him, as he tossed my shirt into a dark corner, and proceeded to rid me of my denim slacks, and then my boxers.
He carried me, butt naked, into the bathroom and dropped me into the bathtub like it was nobody’s business. I landed with a splash; half the water in the tub flowed over, and splashed onto his clothes. His white shirt became see-through, revealing the tan muscles of his flat stomach. His hands slammed down on the edge of the tub, and he glared down at me. “Where did he touch you?” He growled, his eyes burning in a fiery passion.
“Yunho, don’t you think you’re overreacting a little bit?” I said softly.
“No, I don’t think I’m overreacting at all. Where did he touch you?” He leaned down, and kissed me hard.
“MM!” I moaned into his mouth, and pulled back from him. “Relax, okay? I didn’t feel anything! And you came in before anything serious happened. It’s okay!”
“He’s dirty. He made you dirty.” He grunted, leaning over the bath tub to me. “I don’t like it when my things get dirty.” His hot breath rolled over me, making my skin tingle excitingly. He pushed his lips against mine, more gently this time.
“Oh, so I’m just a thing to you now?” I turned my head and pouted unhappily. “I’m just your little toy?”
“Don’t twist my words, Boo~” Yunho purred. He swiped his tongue over my cheekbone. “You know I love you.” He smiled, and then suddenly his mood darkened. “Now, tell me where he touched you.”
“Why? Are you going to purify me?” I laughed derisively.
“You need to get clean.” He whispered, biting my earlobe gently. My heart started beating furiously in my chest.
I pushed him away from me. “I can get clean all by myself, thank you very much.” I huffed, reaching for the loofa on the small stand near the bathtub. Yunho grabbed it before I could, and held it just out of reach from me. “What are you doing? Give it back!” I tried to take it without getting up, but failed miserably.
“Let me help you scrub that dirt off your body.” He sighed sexily, and winked.
“I can scrub by myself!” I laughed, still reaching for the loofa. I pushed myself up, sloshing towards him nakedly. “Seriously, Yunho! Give it back! It’s not funny.”
“It’s not supposed to be funny.” His arm went around my waist, and he pulled me to his chest, getting all his clothes wet. “I’m really mad right now.”
“More like really horny.” I scoffed, letting him reach down and take my hands in his. I felt my pervy smile stretch my lips. “Now that I’m your boyfriend you think you have a free pass to my ass?”
“Hmm, a free pass, eh?” His looked up from my hands. “And where would I get this… ass pass?” He smirked, pulling my hands behind my back.
“Hah! Like I would give YOU a pass.” I scoffed. Yunho bit my neck. “Slow down, vampire.”
Yunho smiled, and slowly lowered me down into the bathtub, still holding my hands in his. “Then I guess I’ll just have to take it myself.” He smiled evilly.
Suddenly, my hands were lashed together behind my back with his tie, and he was biting at my cheekbones, and my lips. “Do you pull all this crap out your ass?” I grumbled unhappily, struggling to stand up without using my hands. “I thought you were over the whole bondage phase!”
“You wouldn’t let me help you wash. It’s rude to not accept someone’s kindness, Jae.” He hummed. Yunho slid the loofa down my body, and I bit back a moan.
“What kindness?” I gasped. “You’re just taking advantage of me.”
“I don’t hear you complaining” Yunho threw the loofa over his shoulder and leaned down closer to me. “Where did he touch you?” He growled.
“Hm?” I blinked at him innocently. “To whom are you referring?”
“You know… my parents really did stock up that closet in our bedroom. I wonder what other toys we could play with…” He stood up and made to go to the closet. “I’m sure you wouldn’t object since you’re a bit… tied up at the moment.”
“Okay, okay! I get it! Come back!” I cried, failing to get up.
He kneeled down on the floor near the tub. He dipped his finger in the water, making circular motions in it. “Are you going to tell me where he touched you?”
“It’s embarrassing.” I pouted.
“Tell me.” He growled seductively, leaning over until his face was about an inch from mine. “Or I’m bringing out the big guns.”
“Perv. You’ll probably do it anyway.” I huffed.
“But do you really want to take the chance?” His tongue slid over the edges of my ear. My whole body shivered. “Where. Did. He. Touch. You?” He bit my earlobe at every word.
“Um… like… my neck.” I whispered, blushing crazily.
Yunho lathered his hands up with soap and went to kneel behind me. He kneaded my neck skilfully. I sighed with relief, letting my muscles relax. Oooh! He’s really good at massages. I leaned my head back, and let him work out all the kinks out of my neck. “Mm…” I hummed. “Can you… yeah, right there… oooh~”
“Where else?” Yunho breathed on my neck.
“Aw, can’t you do my neck a bit longer?” I moaned. “I’ve been soooo stressed out lately.”
“God, you’re so adorable.” He pulled my head lower, covering my forehead with his hand. My arms were folding uncomfortably in the water beneath me, but I didn’t care. “I love you.” He kissed my lips upside down. I moved my lips with his.
“Mm, spider-man kiss.” I giggled against his mouth.
“Where else?” He moaned, his tongue tracing my lips.
“Hmm… Lower.” I whispered, letting my tongue peek out and play with his. My eyes fluttered close.
“Oh.” I heard the perverted smile in his voice. His soapy hands slipped over my shoulders, moving down to my chest. “Here?”
“Getting warmer.” I snickered.
“Then…” His fingers skimmed over my nipples, and I gasped. “Here?”
“Bingo.” I laughed and moaned when his fingers twisted my nubs. “Right… oooh…”
“Does it feel good?” Yunho whispered deliciously in my ear, his fingers still expertly tweaking me into a moaning mess. “Hmm? Does it?”
“Mm… Yes… Oooh! Don’t stop…” I gasped when one of his hands left my chest, moving lower on my body. I tried to reach down and pull his hand back up, but I only achieved in getting myself some rope burn.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk.” He tutted disappointedly. “And they call me a pervert. Look at you. All wanton and whimpering, and I still have all my clothes on.” Yunho snickered. “Tell me, did you moan like this when Rain touched you?”
“OH!” My breath caught in my throat, when his wandering hand reached my length. He trailed his fingers up and down slowly, fingering the tip. “Mm… Yunnie… don’t tease.”
“Answer the question, Boo~” His fingers drew half circles around the base.
“Unf… No!” I gasped, my whole body twitching for more of his touch. “I-I… didn’t… Please, please, please.”
“Please what?” His fingers curled loosely around the base of my member. “Who else do you beg to touch you like this, huh?” He growled in my ear.
“N-n-n…. Mmmmm….” I moaned, as his hands ghosted up and down my length. “Nobody! Jus… Yunho please…” I turned my head and pressed my lips into the curve under his jaw. I felt him shiver over me, so I let my tongue tease circles into his skin. “So naughty… My Yunho.” I kissed him again.
“Hah…” Yunho’s fist curled tighter around my member, as a nervous reflex.
“YES!” I moaned, biting his flesh, trying to pull out more of a reaction. I gyrated my hips into his hand, and moaned with the tingling pleasure.
“You little cheat.” He laughed, pulling his hand away from me, and I whimpered at the loss. “Bad boy, Joongie.” He stood up.
“Where are you going?” I struggled to get up. “GAH!” I groaned, turning my fingers around, trying to undo the knot. “Were you in the navy?” I growled, trying to figure out how to free myself.
“I was a scout, remember?” He said proudly. Yunho walked around the bath tub and stood at the end of it. “That’s a slipknot (I have no idea, I was a fail at girl scouts), hardest to get out of.”
“HAH! I was a better scout than you, remember?” I stuck my tongue out, dangling the loosened tie in front of me. “Why didn’t I think of this before?” I sighed.
“You were too busy enjoying yourself, Boo.” He snickered. He watched me push myself up out of the bathtub, still hard, and grab onto his shirt and rip it apart. The buttons flew off, bouncing and scattering on the bathroom floor. “That was my favourite shirt.” He smirked, pulling it off his shoulders.
“Too bad. I prefer you naked.” I purred. “Now drop your pants.”
“Maybe I’ll not have sex with you more often. You’re hot when you’re needy.” He pushed his lips up against mine.
I reached down between us and started working on his button and zipper. “Commando?” I smiled against his lips.
“You know it.” Yunho wrapped his arms around me, holding me to his chest. His pants dropped to his ankles, and it sounded like he kicked them off, but I wasn’t paying much attention to his pants at this point. Yunho placed his arm on the small of my back and leaned me down to reach the knobs for the shower.
“It’s not shower time now.” I pouted, as the water sprinkled down on my head.
“You’re soapy.” He let me rinse for about two more seconds before pulling me out of the bath, and wrapping a towel around me. “There. Perfect.” He grabbed my hand and ran off towards our bedroom, literally throwing me onto the bed before climbing on top of me.
“Impatient, are we?” I smirked. I reached up and laced my arms around his neck, curling my fingers in his soft silky hair to pull his face down to mine. His arms grabbed hold of my shoulder blades, his fingers sinking into my skin. His mouth was hot against mine, as our tongues met together in a sensual dance of hotness. I felt him harden against my groin. We rocked our hips together, whimpering with small shocks of pleasure. “M… More…” I breathed into his mouth.
“Who’s impatient, now?” He growled low. His hands slipped down my back and he caressed my waist slowly. His lips started a slow wet trail from my chin to my neck, then down to the crook in my collar bone. His tongue skimmed against the dent, and I let out an abandoned cry. “So delicious.” Yunho whispered, so low I barely heard him. “All mine.”
His hands grabbed my butt cheeks firmly and squeezed, making me yip. He kneaded my butt forcefully, spreading my butt cheeks apart. “I missed my Pooky.” Yunho sighed contentedly.
I laughed out loud. “You are so stupid.” I grabbed his head, and knocked my forehead with his. He looked up into my eyes, pouting unhappily. His eyes softened slowly, and his right hand came up to stroke my face. I twisted my fingers into his hair and kissed him gently. “I love you.”
Yunho smiled goofily at me. “Really?” He kissed my chin and my nose. I nodded, blushing viciously. His chocolate eyes sparkled brightly. “I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of hearing that.” He murmured. Yunho’s hand slid down my chest, and over my tummy to curl around my hardened member. “I love you too, Boo.” He stroked me gently. I threw my head back, my blood pumping with a mix of pain and pleasure.
“Mm… Oooh… Yes~” I moaned heedlessly, reaching down between our closely pressed bodies and grabbing hold of his thick erection, pumping it at a slow steady pace. It was amazingly erotic, us completely naked and jerking each other off.
“Mm, Jae… Oh Boo…” Yunho hummed, moving his hand faster. His tongue slid out, tracing my jaw line, until it slid past my lips. He ran it over my teeth, and I smiled.
“Hah… Yunho… I-I I need you…” I moaned into his mouth, trying to take in as much of his flavour as possible. His pre-cum was trailing down my fingers, and I had a sudden urge to lick them. He whimpered loudly when I released him. Yunho stared at me questioningly when I raised my hand to my lips. He watched me lick his taste off my fingers obscenely, his eyes dark and wild. “Strawberries?” I arched an eyebrow at him.
With his free hand, he thrust a teasing finger inside me, still stroking me sinfully with the other one. “You are so naughty.” He growled in my ear, his finger stroking my inner walls, in search for my sweet spot. “I should lock you up in here forever.” My entire body rocked with shivers of pleasure when his nail brushed an intensely gratifying nerve.
“Oh yes~… Okay! YES~ Lock me up.” I moaned wantonly, as he pressed another digit inside me. “I-I-I-I…” Aw, hell. I grabbed Yunho’s face, and mashed our lips together. My upper body was starting to feel neglected and lonely. I proceeded to teasing my own damn nipples. Don’t need Yunho for that. “Mm… Hah…”
“Oh God…” Yunho moaned, his lusty eyes watching me touch myself. “That is so fucking hot.” His fingers started scissoring inside me, and I suffered another round of torturous pleasure. “Oh…” He gasped when I reached down to grab his dick again.
I slid my palm up his entire length, marvelling at its size. My other hand was still working on my hardened nubs, taking turns. I wondered idly if I could reach low enough to lick them, somewhat surprised that I was able to form any kind of train of thought, with the constant pleasurable assaults on my being. I was about to test it out, but Yunho forced a third finger into me, twisting the intrusions around and prodding my sweet spot. I convulsed in delight. His decadent fingers sent me spiralling over the edge, and I came violently. My vision darkened for a short while, and when I opened my eyes, Yunho was putting the lube bottle back on the night-table. “What the flipping hell…?” I gasped. “Did I just pass out?”
“Shh…” Yunho kissed me gently on the lips. “Just for a bit.” He smiled his stupid crooked sexy smile at me. “Guess I really do make magic sex, huh?”
“You have got to be kidding me.” I laughed. “Well, this is a blow to my ego. You weren’t even inside me it was just your fingers. So embarrassing” I pouted.
Yunho’s expression was gleeful. “It’s an amazing boost to mine.”
“Well… Fuck.” I laughed.
“Don’t mind if I do.” I don’t know how I failed to notice that my legs were already pushed apart, and my knees were almost near my face. It was really dark. Yunho positioned himself and rammed into me, stretching me to fit him. I flexed my muscles, adjusting to the now familiar feeling of him. Yunho moaned. “God, you’re so hot, and tight.” He stroked my manhood slowly, and playfully, until I was as hard as he felt.
“Am I going to have to wait for a long time?” I smirked at him.
Yunho pulled almost completely out before ramming violently back in, hitting my sweet pot with insane accuracy. Heated desire rocked through me, from my hairline to the tip of my toes. My fingers dug into Yunho’s back, trying to pull him closer, hug him so close to me it would be like we were one. “Oh… Yes… Yunho, Yunho… Oh my God.” His arm wrapped around my waist, as he thrust in me with a quick needy pace. His free hand pushed away the sweat stained hair sticking to my forehead. His eyes were black and sexy as he pressed our lips together, swallowing my random words.
“Jae… Oh Jae… I’m so close… soo…” Yunho breathed. He reached down and started jerking me off at a dysfunctional pace. Our chests were flushed together. The air was tinted in an irresistible mix of sweat, heat and sex. Our breaths mingled together as we kissed, intoxicating and heady, groping at each other like our lives depended on it, until we reached our orgasm, spiralling high with pleasure.
Yunho slid out slowly, rolling over onto his back on the bed next to me. We were both breathing erratically, trying to catch our breaths. I wiped the sweat off my forehead, and turned to Yunho to make a witty comment, but he was asleep. Are you serious? How can he sleep when we just had super awesome sex? I glared at his peaceful sleeping face. Well I’m not going to take this lying down. I got off the bed and snuck down the small hallway.
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“Yunho… Yunho! Wake up, Sleepy head.” I crooned in Yunho’s ear. His eyes snapped open, and he muttered something unintelligible, before I shut him up with my lips. I was sitting on top of him, straddling his hips. He blinked up at me. “I was just wondering... Baby.” I smirked when his eyes widened at the nickname. “Could you, maybe let me top this time?”
“W-w-what? Why? I thought you liked being bottom.” Yunho choked, panic clear in his pretty chocolate eyes.
“Pleeeeeease.” I imitated Yunho’s kicked puppy face. His expression was pained. “I promise you’ll like it. Pretty, pretty, pretty pleeease.” I jutted out my lower lip for added effect.
Yunho seemed to be having an impossibly complex inner struggle. “But… But Jae, I…”
“Pleeeaaase.” I widened my eyes, making them as teary looking as possible.
“Fiiiine! Just stop looking at me like that.” Yunho groaned, covering my face with his palm. “God, I’m starting to act like you.” He grumbled.
“And that’s a bad thing, becauuuuuuse..?” I reached behind me and grabbed hold of his manhood, caressing it slowly and languidly into life.
“Oooh… No… not bad…” He gasped, rolling his hips against my hand, and I pulled it away swiftly. “Hey… Don’t stop.”
“Nuh-uh.” I pressed two fingers against his lips. “Suck.” He gave me a quizzical look. “You don’t want me to go in dry, do you?” He shot me an unhappy glare, before peeking his tongue out, and sliding it up and down my fingers. He grabbed my wrist and pulled the extremities into his mouth. I don’t know how he was able to turn me on just by licking at my fingers, but Yunho does magic sex, so really I shouldn’t be surprised. “Alright.” I pulled my fingers out of his mouth. “Are you ready, Baby?” I smirked, my voice came out husky.
“Okay, but… please be gentle.” He whimpered, shutting his eyes and turning his head away. I smirked.
I contorted myself a bit uncomfortably, and slid my spit slicked fingers into my entrance, squirming trickily. I rubbed up and down my inner walls, trying to dispel the awkward feeling. It worked. I slipped in my other finger, trying to reach up and find my sweet spot. How does Yunho do it so easily? Gah.
“Okay, the wait is torturous, Jae… Jae?” Yunho opened one eye carefully, then the other one. His lips twisted in a wicked sexy smirk. He sat himself up on the bed, which brought his face so close to mine I could feel his breath on my lips. “Having trouble?”
“You have no idea.” I growled, trying to reach the right spot, and failing miserably.
Yunho pushed his two fingers past my lips. “Suck.” He ordered. I smirked at him and happily complied, taking his fingers into my mouth. I ran the tip of my tongue up and down the digits, twirling it around each one, and sucking on them. Yunho moaned loudly. “Mm… Jae.” He pulled his fingers out and replaced them with his lips. “Let me help you out.”
“Sometime today I hope.” I growled impatiently.
“Feisty.” Yunho laughed, adding his fingers to mine. He pushed my fingers in further and in the complete opposite direction I was rubbing at. I’m such a fail. “You fail.” Yunho laughed. “Your sweet spot’s right here, Boo.” He pressed my fingers against it, making them rub it abusively.
“Oh… Yun… OH!” I gasped and somehow moaned at the same time. It was weird. “Mm… Yes~ Oh that’s good… yes, yes, yes, yes, Yunho, Yunho, Yunho… Hnnnh…” I chanted as he pressed his lips into the dent in my collarbone.
“I think you’re ready, Boo.” He whispered, pulling his godly fingers out, and mine at the same time.
“Lie down.” I commanded superiorly. Yunho laughed and laid back down, obviously relieved that I hadn’t meant to ravage his precious butt. I smirked. “You look like you’re enjoying this.” I settled myself on top of him, ready for my descent.
“Oh yea- what’s that?”
“This?” I held up the metallic ring. “Oh, it’s nothing. Just a cock ring. Ooh, and look at this.” I turned it around in my fingers, showing him the tiny switch on the side. “It vibrates too.”
There was a slight pause, and Yunho gulped. “I-Is that for you?” He asked.
“Me? Oh no, no, no.” I smirked, lowering the ring down over his erection. “It’s much too big for me.” Yunho lunged for me, but I was quicker. I slid down the ring, adjusting it to his size, and impaled myself on him, turning on the vibrating setting on. “Oooh, that’s different.” I cocked my head to the side, settling myself on Yunho’s hips, the vibrations of the ring coursing through my body. “I like this.”
Yunho’s hands moved to my hips. “Mm… Feels good.” He murmured.
I splayed my hands against his stomach muscles, and smirked sinfully at Yunho. I pushed myself up and down, his manhood chaffing against my insides, the vibrations running pleasure lines up my spine. I tried different angles until I found the tiny bundle of nerves that sends you up to seventh heaven. Yunho’s eyes rolled back in his head, and his fingers dug into my thighs, almost painfully. I went faster, moving my hips at a swift pace. Yunho started a counter rhythm, thrusting his hips up, as I went down.
“Jae, Jae, Jae… take the ring out… I can’t… Jae.” He was panting erratically. “Please, Boo. I need to co-” I squeezed his member with my inner muscles. “OH! God… Jae, please…”
“You’re begging… I like that.” I slid my hands up his body, sliding my fingers over his nipples, tweaking and teasing them. “I can get used to this.” I added, as Yunho let out a sexy half-moan half animalistic growl. “I love you, Baby.”
“Shhhhh… Mmm… Hah… Jae, please! Oh my- Unf…” Yunho slammed his hips up faster, harder against mine. “Please, I’m com- I can’t- take it off.”
“Hmm… Let me think.” I rocked my hips against his, at a slower rhythm. “No… I like this…” I moaned, revelling in the hot pleasure coursing through my veins, building up slowly, deliciously with the vibrations from the cock ring. “I might even love this.”
“You… are… evil.” Yunho growled. He slowly released one of my hips, and reached for my manhood, pumping it at a racy pace. Heated mix of pain and pleasure ran through me, and I came, spilling all over his abs. “You… made… Please just take it off! I can’t… I need to come, Jae.” His eyes pleaded, desperately. “You made a mess.”
“Hmm… I should clean it up then.” I pushed myself off Yunho, and kneeled down. Oh, this is going to feel weird. I licked my own cum off Yunho’s belly, my tongue lapping him clean. He moaned when it dipped into his belly button.
“Jae… Oh God, that’s hot. Jae, take the ring off.” He pleaded. His eyes staring lustfully at the way I was cleaning up my mess.
“Later.” I smirked. “Much later.” I let my tongue flick against the head of his hot needy member. Yunho’s fists clenched on the bed sheets. I let my breath roll over his hardened member, teasing it with occasional flicks of my tongue. “You look yummy.” I slid the tip of my tongue up from the base of him to the top.
Yunho let out a guttural moan. He reached out, fisting his hand in the hair in the back of my head and pulled me up to him, forcing me to crawl up the bed. He shoved his tongue into my mouth. “Take. It. Off!” He growled against my lips.
I snickered seductively, “Uh…”, and licked his delish lips. “Nah.”
Yunho smirked. “Oh, you’re going to get it.” His arms shot under me and grabbed my thighs. He pulled them forward and I was flipped onto my back on his stomach, then he turned me over on my belly, pulling me backwards. I was on all fours, my face about half an inch from his manhood.
“AAH! What are you doing?” I shouted back at him, but he ignored me. His hands gripped my buttocks and spread them apart. I squeaked when I felt something wet prod at my entrance. My jaw dropped open. He’s not going to…? Is he? I tried to glance at him over my shoulder, but my butt was in the way… talk about weird. Sex is so weird… in a good way.
The wet thing slid up and down, making me moan. “I’ve wanted to try this for a while.” Oh my effing God. It’s his tongue isn’t it? He delved just the tip of it into me, and started pulling me closer. I moaned as the muscle grew thicker the deeper he went in.
“Oh…. Oh~, yes, yes, yes… please… Mmm~ Right there!” I moaned, trying to impale myself on his tongue. The wet intrusion stroked sinfully at my insides, spinning circles with wickedly erotic pressure into my soft spot. I moaned and whimpered, trying to hold myself up on my wobbling arms. I stared at Yunho’s thick throbbing erection, licking my lips slowly. Hihi, two can play at this game. Pulling myself up, I took in the tip of Yunho’s cock in my mouth, sucking and lapping lavishly at it. It vibrated against my tongue. Yunho moaned loudly, his tongue quivering with the sound. I whimpered, pulling more of Yunho into my mouth. He groaned against my butt, and we went in this moaning cycle.
One of Yunho’s hands let go of my butt, and reached over to stroke me off, increasing the speed with the thrusts of his tongue. Without halting the blow job, I slipped my fingers into my mouth, wetting them with saliva. Slowly, I slipped my hand behind Yunho’s back, squeezing his butt before sliding my fingers at his entrance. “Fuck.” Yunho breathed when I slipped a finger in, then the other, while my mouth worked on pumping his hard manhood. He pushed his tongue back in, stroking me off harder. I explored his insides until he let out a loud scream. His teeth sunk into my butt cheeks, and I yipped in surprise. I felt I was about to come, so I slid my fingers out of Yunho, sucking one last time before pulling away. I slid the cock ring off Yunho’s member, before ducking back down and taking him as far as I could into my mouth.
His tongue flicked my sweet spot one last time, and we both came simultaneously. I swallowed as much of his taste as I could, then let him slide out of my mouth. We both just lie where we were, me on Yunho, too exhausted and sated to move.
I pushed myself off him, and dropped down on the bed next to Yunho. “Wow… I didn’t know we could do that.” I gasped. We were both breathing and panting crazily.
“Seriously… what was it like… four times?”
“Yeah… yeah I think it was four… two for you.”
“That last one felt like three.” Yunho gasped. “Don’t ever do that again.”
“Shut up. You loved it.” I raised my hand to smack his chest, but was too lazy to do it so I just dropped it on his face.
Yunho nodded, and sighed. “That was so… good.”
“It was wasn’t it?” I sighed happily. “We should be porn stars.” I giggled.
“I have a camcorder, somewhere.” Yunho wagged his eyebrows.
“Shut up.” I laughed, dropping my hand onto his face again. I glanced over at the clock on the nightstand. “It’s 4:30.”
“4:30? That’s it?” He rolled over to his side to look at the clock.
“You skipped over lunch hour for your boyfriend craze, what did you expect?” I scoffed. “We should go do something.”
“How about…” He leaned his head on my shoulder, reaching up to kiss me on the cheek. “We go take a nice shower, and then we go out… do a little shopping, and go have a nice dinner.” He licked me from my chin to my ear. “And then we’ll come back here for… dessert.”
I felt my mouth stretch into a huge grin. “You mean like a date?”
“It’s not like a date, Boo.” He snickered, kissing my ear. “It is a date.”
“First date.” I smiled brightly.
“It’s a bit late though.”
“Shut up. Better late than never.” I pulled his chin up and kissed his lips. “Let’s go.”
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Epilogue
** YAAAY! Okay okay okay. This is a Christmas present to all them girls who’ve been asking for smut. *blushes* I hope it wasn’t too much of a fail… anyway, so I’m going to be putting in an epilogue after this one. Hee, so it’ll be ending soon :P. Anyway, enjoy! THNX for reading <3**