Comments | lousypoet: There's no combination of words I can put on the back of a postcard

lousypoet

There's no combination of words I can put on the back of a postcard

Nov 13, 2005 19:28

Warning: You may never see me again.
Reason: I don't like you

Change of events: I'm not moving to Ohio
Reason: I finally met someone with whom I might be able to form a relationship

Note: If I DO like you, (which is highly unlikely) you are invited to my apartment when I move in
Reason: I want to boast

Comments 7

need4speed3 November 14 2005, 03:47:23 UTC

Am I invited? And I thought you weren't gonna use LJ anymore, you lying bitch.

lousypoet November 14 2005, 15:51:03 UTC

You're not invited because you called me a lying bitch that one time on LJ...remember?

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lousypoet November 14 2005, 21:24:27 UTC

You're right, I couldn't stay away from you...or your toes...

grok_thefreezer November 14 2005, 21:22:24 UTC

I like you.
Therefore, I'm going.

lousypoet November 14 2005, 21:25:48 UTC

Thank you!
I like you too.
Therefore, we need to hang out.
In conclusion, you're invited.

blizzardof77 November 15 2005, 04:33:53 UTC

You're not moving?? I don't know why I'm excited. We don't talk or see each other ever anyway. You probably don't like me, but I think I like you. Mmkay, bye!

lousypoet November 15 2005, 18:33:44 UTC

ahhh, I'm glad you're excited...you know I'm just joking about not liking everyone. I'm really not as mean as I make myself out to be. I have no reason to not like you!!...or anyone else...