Dear Prospective Life-Partners,
I excel at:
- seeing you, wanting you, getting you
- you falling for me; i avoid falling for you
- accelerated onset of long-term relationship status
- eventually falling for you, after mistaking some bullshit for "trust-building"
- you become disinterested in me at this point
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That's how I used to feel when trying to get a job.
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Arm fractured in 6 places
Broken tooth
Unnamed penis injury
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