My Personals Ad.

[louie_ludwig]

Dear Prospective Life-Partners,

I excel at: 

• seeing you, wanting you, getting you
• you falling for me; i avoid falling for you
• accelerated onset of long-term relationship status
• eventually falling for you, after mistaking some bullshit for "trust-building"
• you become disinterested in me at this point

Comments

[metasynthie]

(standing in back wearing trenchcoat and fedora, taking notes)

[louie_ludwig]

be warned.

[flw]

Is it okay that I found this amusing?

That's how I used to feel when trying to get a job.

[louie_ludwig]

I wouldn't POST it if I didn't intend it to be amusing!!

[flw]

It seemed like one of those half-joke things. Like it could go either way. I think you have enough self-knowledge. It is a rare thing for someone to know their own faults and how they are planning on self-sabotaging.

[louie_ludwig]

i'll take that a compliment. i would classify much of what i post on lj as "bitter humor," a close relative of "holocaust humor," also known as "laughing genuinely, so as not to die."

[constintina]

You're also good at causing accidental physical injury. don't forget that.

[louie_ludwig]

So true! How could I forget to add that to my list of good qualities! Examples include:

Arm fractured in 6 places
Broken tooth
Unnamed penis injury