I hope everyone enjoyed the presents I delivered last night! ((OOC: I'm still posting new names up, and am still eagerly awaiting replies, so keep track! ^^)) I'll be making another round of delivering to more people very soon!
The sprouts? I don't care if they've only got the mental bullshit of a five year old, they are full grown. It's about time they learned about the birds and the bees, riight? ... Or.... the... slave and the dominatrix as the case may be.
either way, they'll figure out about it eventually with how desperate you are to get a lay. No point in shelterin' them. I figure it's better they at least see someone attractive instead o' their underdeveloped spoiled fake brat of a "mommy".
No, I just like seeing you suffer because it's Goddamn hilarious. .... Also so I can tell Firebutt about it.
Honey, I doubt there is much of anything you can do to me. You're a spoiled little brat, I'm a creature practically made for fighting. I see no competition.
Yeah, I'm talkin' to some Princess who's too stupid to ignore me, and is convinced that she needs to prove how 'amazingly badass' she is.
I don't give a flyin' fuck about your worldly experiences or whatever is is you're callin' 'em. No. because they're not important. I don't care who you've punched out, how sweaty you've gotten, how much you've seen, because you're still an obnoxious fuck, and you still don't seem to have grasped how much people. fucking. suck.
And while yo're askin' me all that... Have you ever died? Have you ever looked at a gravestone, known the name was yours, but haven't known anything about the person buried there? Have you ever known for a fact, that every single person you love is going to die and leave you?
Yeah, that's what I thought. And nobody would give a shit about it if I said it, either. So, how bout you stop tryin' to convince me you're so strong, and just prove it to me. I've been dyin' to kick your ass.
I would ignore you, but I'm sick and tired of walked on like some fucking doormat. I'm sick of being thought of as some stupid fool. Why? Because I know I'm not. That's the only thing I'm trying to prove here.
Maybe I haven't experienced the same things you have. But that doesn't mean you can go and call me names, just because I don't know what you do. You think you're superior to everyone else. Hell, even with all the stuff I've said about myself, I'm nowhere near as abrasive as you are.
And you're wrong about people not caring. Maybe if you actually expressed your feelings, instead of hiding behind your cocky facade 24/7, you actually might find someone who "gives a shit." Ever tell Charmeleon about this? How about one of your friends?
You just told me, even if it was in a fit of anger. And guess what? Despite all that you've done and said, I actually do care. If I died and saw my own grave, whether I remembered who I was or not, I probably would have gone insane. And yeah, I do think about people dying and leaving me-- my mother
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sides.
The sprouts? I don't care if they've only got the mental bullshit of a five year old, they are full grown. It's about time they learned about the birds and the bees, riight?
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Or.... the... slave and the dominatrix as the case may be.
either way, they'll figure out about it eventually with how desperate you are to get a lay. No point in shelterin' them. I figure it's better they at least see someone attractive instead o' their underdeveloped spoiled fake brat of a "mommy".
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Also so I can tell Firebutt about it.
Honey, I doubt there is much of anything you can do to me. You're a spoiled little brat, I'm a creature practically made for fighting.
I see no competition.
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I'm stronger than you know, emotionally and physically.
You haven't seen the things I've seen. You don't know the things I've done.
Ever play sports until you're pouring with sweat?
Ever climb to a mountaintop as a mere party game?
Ever drive a go-kart over hot, boiling lava, or on the side of a cliff?
Ever punch and knock out someone who is twice your size and five times your own weight, in one shot?
Ever travel to the stars and see them up close?
Ever suffer a shattering heartbreak and still manage to move on?
And have you ever survived a kidnapping? Tell me. Have you?
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I don't give a flyin' fuck about your worldly experiences or whatever is is you're callin' 'em.
No.
because they're not important.
I don't care who you've punched out, how sweaty you've gotten, how much you've seen, because you're still an obnoxious fuck, and you still don't seem to have grasped how much people. fucking. suck.
And while yo're askin' me all that...
Have you ever died?
Have you ever looked at a gravestone, known the name was yours, but haven't known anything about the person buried there?
Have you ever known for a fact, that every single person you love is going to die and leave you?
Yeah, that's what I thought. And nobody would give a shit about it if I said it, either.
So, how bout you stop tryin' to convince me you're so strong, and just prove it to me.
I've been dyin' to kick your ass.
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Maybe I haven't experienced the same things you have. But that doesn't mean you can go and call me names, just because I don't know what you do. You think you're superior to everyone else. Hell, even with all the stuff I've said about myself, I'm nowhere near as abrasive as you are.
And you're wrong about people not caring. Maybe if you actually expressed your feelings, instead of hiding behind your cocky facade 24/7, you actually might find someone who "gives a shit." Ever tell Charmeleon about this? How about one of your friends?
You just told me, even if it was in a fit of anger. And guess what? Despite all that you've done and said, I actually do care. If I died and saw my own grave, whether I remembered who I was or not, I probably would have gone insane. And yeah, I do think about people dying and leaving me-- my mother ( ... )
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I mean seriously, what crawled up your ass and died.
Fuck it. You're the one keeps on sayin' you wanna teach the two of us a lesson.
So go ahead. Try and 'teach us a lesson.' You'll lose.
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