Supernatural RPS Fanfic: I’m crawlin’ through the doggie door

[lotsayaoi]

Title: I’m crawlin’ through the doggie door
Author: Jay (lotsayaoi)
Genre: RPS, J2, crack
Pairing(s)/Characters: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, Chad Michael Murray, Danneel Harris
Rating: PG-13 for language and general retardery (it’s a word, just ask the Whitest Kids U’Know)
Word Count: 1,528
Warnings: CRACK!
Summary: Jared smells like a dog when he’s wet. Crack

Comments

[corri_kun]

DANNEEL WHY AREN'T YOU IN MY ROOM BEING MY BFF?! You could yell at me to do my homework and we can talk about Dean Winchester and his cock the whole time!

Kay, that aside YAY! I loved it! You were right you weren't writing a fanfic anymore this was autobiographical. I also think you you were right about no one else finding these as funny as we do cuz they're just full of our inside jokes. Oh weeell, I enjoy them.

“Bitch please with your retardery. Dean Winchester.”

HAHA! I didn't know you were going to use that! Yay for The Chad and Jared playing Slide! Just YAY overall. I'm so tired I can't express myself anymore.

SO I'll just pull a FIDO and EUGHGHGHGHGG

[lotsayaoi]

Yay!! I'm glad this fulfilled your crack-needs!! :D

Now - DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

[corri_kun]

I am/have been doing it....I'm tired! Screw you ho I'm sleepin! I don't give a shit about James Abbott McNeill Whistler.

ALSO!

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!”
YAY!

[motherrussia91]

So I loled all over the place with this. It sounds like what me and my friends are like when we don't get enough sleep.

"Where does it end?"
"With you on my dick!"
made me laugh real hard.

Also...what is Slide? It sounds intriguing.

[lotsayaoi]

Yay!! I'm glad you liked it, I had SO much fun writing it! :D

Slide is a hand-clapping game you play with a partner. You slap each hand in increasing number, then hit the back-and-front of your hands in sequence. Like this (say we're on 3):

*clap* right, 2, 3, *clap* left, 2, 3, *clap* back-front(1), back-front(2), back-front(3).

You start at one and stop when someone messes up. It's kind of a little girls' game, but it's actually really entertaining! :D (you can probably find people playing it on youtube or a better definition on Wikipedia....)

But despite not knowing Slide, I'm glad this was still funny! :D Thanks for reading and reviewing!!

[spnfreak15]

I love this.

Also, I never called Spagetti Spagetti. I ALWAYS call it Pasketti, so I dont know what the heck Jensen is talking about, Jared is 100% correct here XD

[lotsayaoi]

Lol right?! I could never say that word either! (And I had trouble spelling it for this effing fic, which is part of why it remained 'pasketti' lol!)

I'm so glad you liked it!! :D

[dhampirvampire]

OMG! That was hilarious! There were so much funniness I can't pick a favourite part. lol. Wonderful job my friend. :D
The fact that you used: “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!” brought me so much joy. XD

[lotsayaoi]

Hi!! Wow, it's been like a zillion years since I've heard from you!! :D I'm SO GLAD you read this and I'm even more glad that you liked it!!

hehehe, "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" is quickly becoming a fan favorite! XD

[dhampirvampire]

I wanted to come over to see you when Judas.... you know, but it seemed (to me) like you wanted some space. But yeah the story was awesome! XD the first time I ever heard "Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" was when my dad used it years ago, I was so confused. lol. The Yu-Gi-Oh pose made me laugh too since I know EXACTLY was pose you ment. lol.

[cookiemom6067]

Don't ask me why I was reading through my old LiveJournal comment notifications, because the reasons are just too sad and pathetic. I came across you telling me about the "Chadawon" shout out and realized I NEVER READ THE FREAKING FIC.

Anyhoo - this was just chock full o' LULZ. Thanx.