Look you gits, you're eight hours behind and I have to go to bed soon and you're getting italics!...

[lothiriel]

Lothiriel looks at her husband in chains and Melkor, once again impersonating Eomer. From outside she can hear her stepdaughter screaming for her mother

Comments

*wide-eyed with shocked astonishment*

[eomer_of_rohan]

Lothy...that was...you're...thank you, but...I...you shouldn't do that, I don't think...I mean, it's HIS power you're using, it's wrong...

And speaking of wrong, THAT'D BETTER BE MY WIFE'S HAND ON MY ASS, MORGOTH.

((STEREOBUTT?!? *dies*))

[eomer_of_rohan]

O.O Urk. NicetoseeyouagaingottagonowBYE. *scoops up Lothy and bolts for the stairs*

Re: ((STEREOBUTT?!? *dies*))

[forsaken_one]

Eooooomerrrrrrrr, you can't leave now... we were just starting to have fun. :)

Urk.

[eomer_of_rohan]

Meep.

And you have problems with MY friends, Lothy...?

Eeep!

[lothiriel]

I didn't KNOW it was him! He looked like you, he touched me like he was you, he was a bloody amazing shag and I'm the injured party here!

*kiss*

Can you screw my brains out wipe the memory for me please?

Re: Urk.

[forsaken_one]

:(

You don't love me?

::weeps::

AHAHAHAHA

::sniggers::

::eomers::

Re: Urk.

[galdor]

For Eru's sake, don't stop walking out! I've seen enough ass grabbing for one day!

Re: Urk.

[forsaken_one]

GALDOR!!!

My my, how perky your arse is looking today...

Eomer!

[lothiriel]

Is that a plastic model of you in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Lothy! And, uh, good grief, YOU.

[eomer_of_rohan]

Yes that IS a plastic model of me in my pocket, but I think he's vaguely disturbed and aterrified happy to see you too.

PlasticEomer? For Bema's sake GO GET HELP!!!

Very happy indeed

[ex_plasticto469]

I'd much rather stay in your pocket and be felt up by all these overly-friendly individuals watch from a distance.

*chains self into pocket, sits back with bag of popcorn*