Oh my Queen, truly your list has inspired a strange, strange gift from me.
I promise you'll get something better, and, uh, more gift-y, from me later.
A Letter From (Writer's Name Here) to (Producer's Name Here) Regarding a Brilliant New TV Show
Due to the phenomenal success of LOST, it is clear that once LOST itself ends it would be profitable to have some kind of spin-off, using many of the same beloved characters. Of course, to avoid getting pigeon-holed, the new show will have to have sufficient differences. We've put together some ideas we think will hook both you and audiences worldwide. As you will see, this is a cross-genre concept that will generate appeal among a wide variety of audiences.
[possible taglines]
LOST...In Space!
"The riveting tales of crinoline-wearing cowboys on a mission to space."
[some excerpts]
Hurley was, of course, wearing the hula skirt because Vincent was. The two were close friends, and while Vincent's whims occasionally bemused the rest of the ship's crew, Hurley was always game to go along. He had even added a ten gallon hat to the ensemble, a look which he assured them completed the outfit nicely.
*****
"Can't we go any faster?" Kate asked as she surveyed the bridge. "I think the hybrid Other-Klingon race may be catching up to us."
The Other-Klingons were of course the remnants of a failed Dharma space colony, whose warped mission in life was to follow the crew of the U.S.S. 815 wherever they went to thwart their various missions.
"No." Jack replied. "This ship is dialogue powered, and there's been far to much exposition lately."
*****
[end excerpts]
[end strange, strange gift]
Um.
Yes.