Seven. - Voice

[lostmy_wings]

It's the Fourth of July, the day we celebrate the country that brought the Big Mac to the world. And Run-DMC. And the invasion of Normandy. So the lack of festivities is getting me antsy

Comments

[no_nanomites]

Oh you've got to be kidding me. Yesterday I make a post about this now everyone's whining on it. You people really need to learn to pay attention.

[lostmy_wings]

Who's whining? I just want to see things explode.

[no_nanomites]

Seeing things explode is always fun and exciting.

[youcandielater]

[Your Warden is Japanese and cares not for your silly American holidays. :|]

Like we need anymore explosions in this place.

[lostmy_wings]

[Dead serious.]

We can always use more explosions.

[youcandielater]

[HNNN.]

I guess as long as you're limiting it to just the fireworks and not people- assuming you even find any- I can't really forbid it.

But, seriously, if I hear someone got so much as an eyebrow singed off while you stood around enjoying the carnage, your ass is mine.

Strikes clearly legible.

[lostmy_wings]

[INNOCENT LOKI IS INNOCENT-LIKE.]

It's not the Fourth of July if the person setting off the fireworks isn't a little drunk. I might not be setting them off, but I definitely intend to get a little drunk. Or a lot drunk.

And why would it be my fault if anything happens? There are people aboard who are far more likely to aim rockets at people than I am. Although I won't name names.

Oh, sure, you do a little smiting in your life, some plagues and such, a flood, and suddenly everyone's all, 'Oh, you can't trust Loki with fireworks! He's craaaazy! He'll burn the Barge down!' Never mind that I actually tried to stop Bartleby from ending all existence. And he gets a cushy warden job that he just up and leaves, and I get squat.