True Story

[lostinangst]

Dear Annie: I am a 35-year-old woman with four children, an advanced degree and no serious health problems, but I have compulsively and secretly been eating crayons for months. I don't mean chewing on a crayon here and there. I mean eating an entire 64-count box, and doing it several times a week. I can't stop, and I don't know why I'm doing this

Comments

[deadonarrival18]

..what the fuck.
that's hilarious.

[bloomscross]

i think you need help.
but i still love you.

call me, i'm bored.

[notomorrowgirl]

well that explains why I've been eating dirt.

[lostinangst]

it's a toss up which tastes better i'm sure.

[justmejeff]

ah, it's funny cuz it's true

it's complusive eating of non nutriional foods

my ice par example

[upforafight]

Do you think she takes the paper off them first?

[lostinangst]

it would probably act as some sort of absorption for all the waxy goodness.