Randomising...

[lost_spook]

For reasons, I am still not possessed of much brain again today (though more than most of last week) and I may just have been amusing myself with the Unconventional Courtship Generator again. You know what this means. Yes, I had to share. Again.

Comments

[astrogirl2]

These, as always, are hilarious. Oddly enough, I think Dave Lister/Mel Bush may be the most terrifying of the bunch, just because I can actually just about imagine it, and it would go so horribly badly.

Also, Delenn would, indeed, smack the crap out of Rumplestiltskin, and should really not turn her back on him afterward. Although the confrontation would be extremely interesting to watch.

[lost_spook]

I think they were probably set up by Rimmer, or if not, he'd really enjoy her efforts to reform Lister to a healthy lifestyle

[astrogirl2]

Both LOL and wow to that one! And he thought Emma was a handful... :)

[persiflage_1]

22, 8 and 49 had me laughing so hard I had a coughing fit!! I am SO glad I wasn't actually drinking at that point or I'd have spat the tea everywhere!

[lost_spook]

Yes, drinking and eating are not advised when playing with that randomiser! :-D

[persiflage_1]

I'll say!!

[taiyou_to_tsuki]

11 is clearly the prequel (or possibly the sequel?) to That Photoshoot. You know the one. Amazing.

[lost_spook]

Oh, yes. Jo Grant just can't leave the Daleks alone, can she? :-)

[lolmac]

BWAHAHA

Because Steel wanted a baby. Silver’s baby.

"This one will do."

"Under no circumstances, Steel! Put that baby back. You can't use it as bait."

"Why not?"

"It's not mine. I simply promised its mum I'd look after it for a minute."

Servalan doesn’t expect to find it so difficult to walk away…

"Ow!"

"I tried to warn you, Supreme Commander. Didn't you realise those shoes were a dreadful idea? Especially when visiting other planets?"

Londo Mollari has been a paparazzi target for years, with his rugged Roman looks, glamorous lifestyle and, most recently, a family tragedy.

Not to mention that amazing hair!

powerful, wealthy Sodoff Baldrick offers an indecent proposal

Well, that's certainly true to character!!

[shannonsequitur]

[lolmac]

As Avon would say, "Demonstrably."

[lost_spook]

LOL!

And I was thinking the Silver/Steel one sounding more like accidental horror, given S&S: I mean, how, why... and what does he want it for?

[swordznsorcery]

Dalek Sec and Holly. Yes. I don't know how, I don't know why, but yes. Also, Sheriff Dayna! And I'd love to see her tackle Six.

Bit amused by Ten's random sex change halfway through the first synopsis. That'll please the people wanting a female Doctor! And Jack's story couldn't be more suited to him if it tried. I think Nyssa's head needs examining though. Baldrick?! Brave?! And then sexy Dalek Sec loomed on the horizon, and everything else ceased to exist. :D

[john_amend_all]

If you happen to come upon that prompt with a male character again, that won't happen, and I shall deny that it was ever any different :-)

Also, 85) THE BUSINESS OF STRANGERS by KYLIE BRANT
A woman without a past…She didn’t know her name, she didn’t know her nationality. The newly manufactured ‘Irene Adler’ only knew that her martial-arts skills and weaponry and assassination techniques went far beyond the average person’s…
A mark that became a death warrant…
The men who’d tried to assassinate her all shared one common trait: a tattoo of winged horse, exactly like the one on her ankle. Where had it come from - and what did it mean to her survival?
A man who was more than just a stranger… It was dangerous for Irene to share too much with anyone - much less the criminal hired to kill her - but she couldn’t resist Vicki Pallister’s arms, her bed. With her shadowy past hot on her heels, would Irene’s business with Vicki be passionate…or deadly?

[swordznsorcery]

Spoilsport. ;) But congrats on a good bit of coding. You've done several of these generators, haven't you?

[john_amend_all]

I've got eight linked from my resources page, and I've written a couple more variations as one-off jokes. I'm not sure if they've inspired anyone other than me to actual fic, but I live in hope :-)