Fic what I would never write, honest (pt1)

[lost_spook]

Here be snippets and suchlike from a whole bevvy of fics I would most certainly never write, yes.

Comments

[astrogirl2]

These. Are. Hilarious. I didn't think they could get funnier than the B7 orgy, but then I read the Jeeves & Wooster one, and I probably should not have done so while eating breakfast, because I can disturbingly close to snorting Cheerios out my nose. :)

[lost_spook]

Thank you! And, yes, please don't snort cheerios out of your nose; it would be bound to be painful. ;-)

[rahirah]

Bwah! Madeline WOULD become a flesh-eating spirit!

[lost_spook]

Well, who else? Mind, I don't know whether this is for real, or it's just another of Jeeves's endless schemes to help Bertie escape matrimony by making him look as if he's not in his right mind. :-)

[persiflage_1]

*laughs* Despite some of us not being quite in the spirit of the thing (for which I would apologise, were I actually sorry!), these are very funny and clever.

[lost_spook]

No, never apologise! And I am getting to your prompt, too, I promise!

And thank you! *bows*

[persiflage_1]

There's no rush!

[ravenskyewalker]

The B7 orgy was hilarious, thanks. ;-)

[lost_spook]

Hee, glad you enjoyed it. It did make me grin just writing it, I have to say. The post-coital snark would be seriously epic. ;-D

[jaxomsride]

Oh, now you can't claim there is a fic you won't write. :¬)

[lost_spook]

Well, I wouldn't really write any of these, you know. ;-p