It felt like time for a foolish meme...

[lost_spook]

So I resurrected this one:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

If (things being what they are), snippets don't happen, I will at least describe the fic, possibly even with some slight commentary or reviews - or something*waits in trepidation

Comments

[lolmac]

LMAO -- my brain went exactly where Persiflage's did.

So, clearly, I'll have to up the ante and make it even more impossible!

Blake's 7 -- the orgy!fic -- bonus points for alien sex pollen (since Aliens Made Them Do It is actually CANON)

David Collings' guest appearance on Spongebob Squarepants (I'm assuming that you've never seen Spongebob Squarepants. That's the point.)

Explicit RPF: David Tennant and Hugh Laurie getting it on backstage during a Doctor Who/House, MD crossover special

Bwahahaha!!!!

[lost_spook]

LMAO -- my brain went exactly where Persiflage's did.

*shakes head at both of you*

I kind of think the spirit of the meme is to find things you think I could write but never would, not actually things I literally couldn't write. I will do my best to provide a short snippet of one of the above, which has to be the B7 one, because, yeah, you got me, I don't even know enough to write an excerpt of anything involving Spongebob!

;-p

ETA: Congratulations, I see you've got that evil laugh down to perfection these days.

[lolmac]

Actually, I was just hoping for brief descriptions . . . because I'm betting you would find ways to subvert the prompt.

Something like this:

David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."

See? That wasn't so hard, was it? :P

[lost_spook]

David Collings casually leaned against the doorpost. "Hello, Spongebob."

:-D

(So if I wait here for long enough, you'll write them for me? :loL:)

[lolmac]

ROFL -- you write the alien sex pollen orgy (snippet or description), and I swear I will find some way to completely mess up the RPF prompt for you.

[lost_spook]

The alien sex pollen snippet is written! (It doesn't have much sex in it, but I can choose my own extracts, right?)

*awaits the RPF with interest*

[lolmac]

All right -- where's the ASP?

[lost_spook]

I thought I'd collect the results into one post, so its' waiting to be joined by some more snippets. :-)

(But it shouldn't be long now.)

[lolmac]

*weg* Challenge accepted! I can even promise it's something you'll be able to read without covering your eyes.

[lost_spook]

Thanks. It is, after all, so difficult to read with your eyes covered. ;-D

[lolmac]

Mischief managed!