Trying to find good (bad!) diction lines in songs and poetry-

Two examples I can think off the top of my head:

- Weep oh mine eyes and cease not (see snot)
- There dwells up high a stone troll (a pious stone troll)

what are some others?

I'm using these in my advanced 'performance techniques' class this weekend :)

Thanks!!!

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Went to Cerians Bardic this weekend- good fun, good food, good friends. :)

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See ya'll when I get back!!!

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